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	Saturday, August 23, 2003

BIO OF THE EVIL ONE Newmanisms is a new-ish blog, but he's already stepped boldly into the Blogwar fray with an inventive biography of Evil Glenn (permalinks are Blogspotted, so look for Friday, August 22, "Of Monkeys and Men"). I believe this young man has comedic spark, and I expect good things from him in the future. My favorite part requires a bit of set up. Evil Glenn used to be an evil female monkey named Helga who plotted world conquest. Seeking supernatural assistance, she conjured a vile demon: Hillary Clinton: ------------- "You are brave little monkey girl to awake such an omnipotent, evil, and not mention appalingly ugly, creature from a sleep that has lasted since the dawn of time. Have you no idea what wicked evil you have brough forth onto your trivial planet!?" Helga responded by throwing her poo at Hillary. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm suppose to be the only one that peddles shit around here!!! ------------- Heh. Good one. And there's more. Take a look.   posted by Harvey at 10:57:46 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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