200 WORDS OR LESS:
EITHER/OR
Today's question comes from the book, "Romantic Questions" page 35:
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#5 Which are you more afraid of: cancer or impotence?
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Well, there's a pleasant thought.
You know, there are some decisions a man simply shouldn't have to make. That's one. Others would include:
Hernias or leprosy
Tetanus or prison sex
Gangrene or a night alone with Michael at the Neverland Ranch
Athlete's foot or dandruff
Paper cuts or unpaid overtime
Listening to any Jesse Jackson speech or having duct tape removed from my very hairy forearm
Shaving cuts or a football in the groin
Holding my wife's purse while she shops or hammering my thumb
Changing a flat on I-90 during rush hour or attending mandatory "sensitivity training"
Eating tofu or wrestling a rabid St. Bernard
Installing a ceiling fan or trying to explain why Monty Python is funny
Being dropped into a pool of pirahna or an Al Gore presidency
Watching a Truth.com commercial or watching Teletubbies
A hornet's nest in my shorts or forgetting my wife's birthday
Having the cat pee on my bed while I'm in it or a vacation in France
Smelling a hippy or listening to a hippy
Clowns or mimes
Watching "Trading Spaces" or watching "While You Were Out"
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Feel free to suggest other horrid choices in the comments.
posted by Harvey at 9:49:56 PM permalink
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