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  Sunday, August 31, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



Grandma was very disappointed in Pie Face, since her other grandkids, Cookie Fingers and Guacamole Brains, had given her much more thoughtful presents.

 


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  Saturday, August 30, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


The California Governor, irritated by his inability to make the budget numbers work, takes his frustrations out on an innocent $2 bill.


 


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  Friday, August 29, 2003


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Bah! You kids today have it so easy, with your spam-pryamids and your state lotteries. Hmph! Back when I was a kid, we had to make up our own ineffectual money-for-nothing schemes, and by golly, we liked it that way!


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  Thursday, August 28, 2003


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Hannibal Lecter starts his face collection.

 


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  Wednesday, August 27, 2003


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Ok, fine. So he was the ONLY customer...

 


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  Sunday, August 24, 2003


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From page 26 of "Muppet Rage: Bert's Dark Journey":

"But what could make such a quiet, well-beloved, pigeon-fancier become the apotheosis of evil? No one knows for sure, but one theory, based on this bill found next to Ernie's mutilated corpse, suggests that Bert's long-time roommate may have triggered the rampage by one too many episodes of pigeon-bashing."

 


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  Friday, August 22, 2003


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May I recommend Death By Bulunga?

 


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  Wednesday, August 20, 2003


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HELPFUL HINT: For best results when asking an omnipotent supreme deity for a favor, try omitting the sneer quotes around his name.

 


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  Tuesday, August 19, 2003


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Maybe you'd have better luck praying to Saint Stop-drinking-and-start-working?

 


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  Monday, August 18, 2003


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The web site for singles who know they're just going to wind up in another abusive relationship anyway.

 


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  Thursday, August 14, 2003


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Coincidentally, 5-9-99 was also "Ladies Night" down at the Sugar Shack, where this bill ended up in Bang-Bang Bart's G-string.

 


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  Wednesday, August 13, 2003


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Godwin's Law! George wins!

 


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  Tuesday, August 12, 2003


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I don't think so. The closest I could find was "AGOG LID MYTH".

 


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  Monday, August 11, 2003


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I don't know how to tell ya this, mister, but...

 


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  Sunday, August 10, 2003


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Look, even if I say the words "you're not a stalker", it still doesn't change the fact that the restraining order clearly states 300 feet, so GET AWAY FROM ME!


 


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  Saturday, August 09, 2003


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Non-smilers will be struck by lightning.

 


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  Friday, August 08, 2003


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Charlotte may be a "cheap" hooker, but she does have a solid reputation for quality.

 


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  Thursday, August 07, 2003


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After discovering the truth about George's "wooden teeth", PeTA engages in their usual form of "non-violent protest".

 


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  Wednesday, August 06, 2003


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Quarters make Chomps very angry.

 


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  Tuesday, August 05, 2003


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November 2001: George W. Bush makes a stop in the White House cafeteria for a cup of coffee, as he wrestles with how to proceed with the War On Terror. As he disinterestedly counts his change, he stops - thunderstruck.

"yes," he whispers.

"yes, of course."

"THAT'S IT!"

"RUMSFELD! Get your ass over here NOW!"

[smiles] "We've got work to do..."

 


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  Monday, August 04, 2003


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I tell ya, it's a slippery slope. If we give 'em gay marriage, what are they gonna start asking for next?


 


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  Sunday, August 03, 2003


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Kirilian photography reveals the changes in George's aura when he thinks about deer hunting.

 


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  Saturday, August 02, 2003


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For some reason, George had a Beatles song stuck in his head.

 


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  Friday, August 01, 2003


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Someone finally put some jingle in Cox & Forkum's tip jar, and they couldn't be happier.

 


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