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  Tuesday, September 30, 2003


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[I'm in Saturday school at West Aurora High School in Aurora IL this bill was already looking rough when I got it. E-mail CLpurtiboi@yahoo.com let me know]

Sadly, the only response was from spammers advertising "XXX Black Peeing Porn".

 


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  Monday, September 29, 2003


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Yet another rejected slogan for Clinton's '96 campaign.

 


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  Sunday, September 28, 2003


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Apparently it was good for George.

 


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  Saturday, September 27, 2003


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and, by Marley's dreads, it was a damn sight better'n that Canadian guv'ment crap-weed!

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BLOWN AWAY

My mind got SERIOUSLY boggled just now. I was checking my referer logs and found this:

http://micro.day.lv/index.php

Check it out, but do it soon, because I couldn't find permalinks, and this will probably scroll off the page in a few days.

Once you get there, scroll down until you see a familiar face.

So, let me see if I got this straight. I was picked up by a Latvian humor blog?

There are many sentences I never thought I would ever write in my entire life. That was one of them. God, my scalp is just tingling with the sheer weirdness of it all.

UPDATE 9-28-03: The original text of the post:

***************

Uzgâju vienu lapu (weblogu) kur viens dþekiòs aiz naukodarît apzîmç naudu. Tur 1 un 5 bankotas dolârus! Nez vai tas ir daudz, bet zçl ka Latvijâ nau tâda dzîve, ka varçtu naudu izmantot kâ zîmçðanas papîru!!

*************

and the comments:

 

*************

Gints @ 20:22:17 25/9/2003
Ok, mees gaidiisim jauno paveersienu.

AnetiX @ 20:29:55 25/9/2003
We wish you a new style,
We wish you a new style,
We wish you a new style,
And engins include.
:) Maz noveeleejums. ;) [RITMS: We wish you a merry cristmas.]

SpokS @ 21:35:36 25/9/2003
man nez kapeec liekas ka "kopistiskajaa" blogaa buutu reaalaak spamot. Vairaak apmekleetaaju utt. Protams, katram gribaas lapaa buut adminam, bet nu.. Un ir veel 1 lieta. zinot no.lv kvalitaati, iespeejami arii db zudumi utt.

micro @ 23:33:22 25/9/2003
Bûs vien jâpiekrît Spokam abos gadîjumos, ka megakrutâk ir rakstît kopçjâ blogâ un arî tas ka katrs vçlâs bût lapas admins! un arî to ka no.lv ir nestabilz! Mna tik radâs viena "pârkûlîga" ideja :: mosh vaºetu sarunâr ar Day.lv lai manu domainu pârmaina no micro.day.lv uz coders.day.lv !!! ko par to Jûs sakat?

SpokS @ 23:58:46 25/9/2003
a varbuut AnetiX pac var ar Zigmaaru sarunaat hostinga vietu ;)

micro @ 00:10:30 26/9/2003
es jau tikai izteicu savu domu. (nau jau jâbïauj)

Little_Hacker @ 00:15:30 26/9/2003
ideja nav slikta.. a mozh sametamies naudu, nopeerkam kasti, domainu iireejam netu ?? :D /me smejas

Gints @ 16:19:51 26/9/2003
Nu bet ja buus coders.day.lv kas tad te buus ??

micro @ 23:17:30 26/9/2003

nu emm te paarcels anteixa coderu lapu!!!

*************

So... anyone know Latvian?

 


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  Thursday, September 25, 2003


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As Chomps chased the filthy hippy down the alley, a penny fell out of his raggedy, tie-dyed jeans. This made Chomps very angry... and confused. Should he attack the penny or attack the hippy? Penny... hippy... penny... hippy... which one should he savage? In his dim, doggy mind, Chomps knew the answer:

BOTH.

Two days later, the penny emerged with only superficial chewing damage. The hippy emerged as an undifferentiated brown mass, but at least he smelled better.

 


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  Tuesday, September 23, 2003


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When asked why this design was turned down in favor of the more subdued green and peach color scheme, Treasury Secretary John Snow was quoted as saying, "Look, I'm just not secure enough in my manhood to have American currency looking THAT g... uh, festive."

 


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  Monday, September 22, 2003


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Judging by the plumes of smoke, I'm guessing Clinton wasn't the only President who "didn't inhale".

 


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  Sunday, September 21, 2003


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The perpetrator of the bank robbery was shot and wounded while trying to escape, but dropped this dollar bill as he fled. Identified by witnesses as "Barney the Dinosaur", he should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact the FBI

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  Friday, September 19, 2003


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Myth: Franklin Delano Roosevelt died of natural causes.

Fact: Roosevelt's fatal cerebral hemorrhage was actually caused by a time-travelling witch-doctor's voodoo curse.


 


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  Thursday, September 18, 2003


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Currency fits. Period.

 


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  Wednesday, September 17, 2003


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So, George, how many times do you have to punch a socialist to keep him from turning into a commie?

 


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  Monday, September 15, 2003


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"Of course I wasn't out with another woman last night. See? This bill doesn't say "that filthy whore's apartment", now does it?"

 


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  Friday, September 12, 2003


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Which would explain Tom's shopping spree at Condoms-R-Us.

 


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  Thursday, September 11, 2003


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Nick steps boldly across the fine line between infatuation and stalking.

 


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  Wednesday, September 10, 2003


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THIS IS YOUR BLOG.





THIS IS YOUR BLOG ON BLOGSPOT.

ANY QUESTIONS?

 


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  Monday, September 08, 2003


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Spent on a bag of Doritos: October 7, 2000.

 


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  Sunday, September 07, 2003


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And so, thanks to the worst tip of the night at Denny's, Hillary Clinton's waitress finally discovers what the rest of the world has known for years.

 


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  Saturday, September 06, 2003


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A secret agent under cover so deep that not even Google knows who the hell he is.

 


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  Thursday, September 04, 2003


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It's not enough just to buy "Counterfeiting For Dummies", you actually have to follow the instructions, too.

 


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  Tuesday, September 02, 2003


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Or support the separation of idiots and rubber stamps at www.useyourdamnspellchecker.com

 


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