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  Thursday, October 30, 2003


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Since this is the dollar that Susie used to keep tucked in her bra for emergencies, I guess I can't really argue the point. (And don't bother asking how I got it, 'cuz I ain't gonna tell.)

 


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  Wednesday, October 29, 2003


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In honor of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon's Grand Opening of its new establishment in Munuviana, the Bartender's best customers proudly present him with his first dollar of clear profit (suitable for framing).

 


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  Tuesday, October 28, 2003


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To kill time while standing in line at McDonald's, Susie idly jots down a couple of her favorite "man toppings".

 


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  Monday, October 27, 2003


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Screw that peanut-butter-n-pistachio piece of crap. I got your "new color of money" right here.

(Hat tip to Joey of Single White Male for finding this one.)

 


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  Sunday, October 26, 2003


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I was ever so grateful to Susie for all her hard work at Alliance HQ, and for her endless supply of linky-love. So I decided to give her a lucky $2 bill... which is the only 6.25-inch gift I can give her without ruining my marriage.

 


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  Friday, October 24, 2003


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Presidential Fun Fact: George Washington had a Cheshire Cat named Roy.

 


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  Thursday, October 23, 2003


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Actually, men like me prefer to *ahem* lix.

 


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  Wednesday, October 22, 2003


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A Streetcar Named Dollar

 


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  Tuesday, October 21, 2003


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...With ratings now in the cellar, their formerly popular cable access program was soon cancelled. Amid the blame and fingerpointing, the comedy duo's relationship - once warm and close - deteriorated rapidly. Before their final split, the level of mistrust grew to the point where both he and Garth took to labeling their personal possessions.

 


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  Monday, October 20, 2003


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Ya know, the name "Counterfeits by Carl" used to mean something. I swear, he's not even trying any more.

 


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  Sunday, October 19, 2003


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Hillbilly wedding present.

 


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  Friday, October 17, 2003


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From "Environmentalist Wackoism for Dummies" page 37:

"Conservatives and their cabal of Vast Right Wing Conspirators would like nothing better than to destroy every ecosystem on earth!!! Every newly extincted species just means more money for their oppressive corporate polluter hegemony!!! This picture is ABSOLUTE, UNDENIABLE PROOF that George W. Bush will not stop his junta of devastation until EVERY LAST TRACE OF GREEN is erased!!! SAVE THE GREEN!!! VOTE NADER NOW!!!"


 


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  Thursday, October 16, 2003


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George Washington: the original Paratrooper of Love.

 


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  Wednesday, October 15, 2003


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[I (heart) Christina]

While flattered by this symbol of her fan's devotion, Miss Aguilera soon decided that she would be even more flattered by a tasty McDonald's breakfast burrito.


 


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  Tuesday, October 14, 2003


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While contemplating his mission to "come up with something... you know... different" for the design of the new 20, Treasury Secretary John Snow found inspiration oozing up between his toes while stepping barefoot in something his dog left on the carpet after eating and rejecting his wife's peanut-butter-and-pistachio cream pie.

 


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  Monday, October 13, 2003


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I have to agree with what Linda told me:

"How f'ing stupid can they be? I mean, come on! Two people, one dollar? And these cheap bastards STILL can't figure out why they're on my shit list!"

 


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  Sunday, October 12, 2003


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Spectrographic analysis reveals that George Washington was, apparently, composed largely of sodium.


 


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One of hundreds of Ayn Rand's "near misses" as she struggled to perfect the opening line of "Atlas Shrugged".


 


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  Friday, October 10, 2003


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Often seen as the dope-smoker equivalent of driving a Ferrari, this bill illustrates how, by attempting to make a connection with a "large" figure in American History, some hippies will try to compensate for their *ahem* shortcomings.

 


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  Thursday, October 09, 2003


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Lesson learned:

When gambling on international conflicts, always bet AGAINST the guy with the cheesy mustache.

 


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  Wednesday, October 08, 2003


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From "Counterfeiting For Dummies", p. 137:

"When counterfeiting coinage, resist the temptation to hand-draw, and keep in mind that paper is NOT an appropriate medium for this endeavor."

 


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  Monday, October 06, 2003


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From "Blackfive's Guide to Serious Drinkin' for the Non-Irish", p. 27:

"On Dollar Beer Night, always label your bills before you head out to the bar. That way, even if you're too drunk to remember what to order, you can still get the beer you want. Think of it as a "designated driver" for your wallet."

 


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  Sunday, October 05, 2003


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Signed, Algernon

President

Lab Rats for the Ethical Treatment of Lab Rats


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  Thursday, October 02, 2003


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(A FILTHY LIE)



[Some day I'm going to marry you. I love you with everything I have. I would do anything just to see you smile.]

Awwww... Evil Glenn has a crush on the Prince of Darkness. Isn't that cute?

 


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  Wednesday, October 01, 2003


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After some deliberation, "Oompa Loompa" decided to go with option 2.

 


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