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  Sunday, November 30, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



"and Hillary Clinton said, "Who are you, Emperor, and why are you giving me a ClueBat enema?" And he said, "I am MISHA, whom you are REALLY pissing off!"

- From the Slightly Revised New American Standard Version

 


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  Friday, November 28, 2003


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I always knew I'd have to pay him eventually, but somehow I was really expecting it to be more expensive.

 


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  Thursday, November 27, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



So THAT's why Frank hasn't been blogging lately...

 


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  Wednesday, November 26, 2003


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Harv: What's this, Matt O'Blackfive?

Matt: It's my pick for the blogosphere "Who's going to win the Super Bowl?" pool.

Harv: But, Matt... the Cubs are a baseball team.

Matt: Obviously you've never seen them play.

 


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  Tuesday, November 25, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

Now, when you say "never work again", do you mean as in "won the lottery", or as in "Michael Jackson"?

 


 


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  Monday, November 24, 2003


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Except for Ted Kennedy, who kills both.

 


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  Sunday, November 23, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


A person's answers to the Rorschach test can often be helpful in detecting mental disorders such as unhealthy obsessions. For example, my answer to this one was "Susie's boobies."

 


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  Saturday, November 22, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



A diamond is forever. This is just long enough to say, "I think we should see other people."

 


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  Friday, November 21, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


[You will be blessed with lots of money if you write this on ten other bills]

Beset by financial woes and facing mounting legal bills, Michael Jackson desperately attempts to raise money for his legal defense fund.


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  Thursday, November 20, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


Some 40 years later, Bob Dylan learned, much to his surprise, that he was mistaken, and the answer was actually written on a dollar bill.


 


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  Wednesday, November 19, 2003


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Why is there no sex in the Champagne Room? Because the last group to have an orgy there left a really crappy tip, THAT'S why!

 


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  Tuesday, November 18, 2003


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WARNING: Not for use while attempting to bribe your way out of a speeding ticket.

 


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  Monday, November 17, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

[John 3:16 Beleave!]

 

Harv 3:16 Spell Check!

 


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  Sunday, November 16, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


All was going well for the youngest member of the Jackson 5, until the fateful day when Michael's agent offhandedly remarked, "You know, it seems like all the celebrities are getting plastic surgery these days."

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  Friday, November 14, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



WHAT PAULA SAID: "Thank you! That's so sweet!"

WHAT PAULA THOUGHT: "It's gonna take at least 49 more of these before you see any action."

 


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  Thursday, November 13, 2003


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Half of this bill (which is made of a special litmus paper) was dipped in Perrier - which tested strongly positive for both benzene and cowardice.

 


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  Wednesday, November 12, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


From "Little Known Facts About the Bible", page 25:

"The early Church elders chose to omit the first 67 of Mark's original 83 chapters . They were later collected and published as "Potty Training Messiahs for Dummies"."


 


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  Tuesday, November 11, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



Even George Washington is getting on the bandwagon by following the new trend of pooping on bad blogs.

 

 


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  Monday, November 10, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[click here for larger pic]

After being rebuffed by the Bear, the League of Liberals attempted a different form of gratuitous link-whoring. While not resulting in any actual increase in site traffic, the effort was still hailed by all as a great success for having "good intentions".

[Hat tip to Heather of Angelweave for pointing this one out to me.]

 


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  Sunday, November 09, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



After 12 beers, Matt O'Blackfive was struck by a brilliant idea around which to form a new political organization. However, after 24 more beers, he stuffed the dollar into a dancer's g-string and forgot it ever existed.

[Note: per the Bartender's request, this picture is a gif instead of a jpg. Does this make it show up now, and are the others still missing?]

 


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  Saturday, November 08, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

Taking a look at the official League of Liberals "BS" toteboard, I see that, so far in the month of November, they've managed to make up 1,459,531 lies about the Bush administration.


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  Friday, November 07, 2003


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The graffiti currency equivalent of blogger link-whoring.

 


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  Thursday, November 06, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



In an alternate universe, in the year 2020, America honored its greatest president: Michael Dukakis.

 


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  Wednesday, November 05, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

[El propósito de mi vida es triunfan] (translation via Beloved Wife and Babelfish: "the purpose of my life is to prevail")

After his humiliating defeat in the California recall election, sales of Cruz Bustamante's "Magic MeCHA Dollar" plummeted rapidly.

(Hat tip to Heather of Angelweave for finding this bill for me)(oh, and the link is gratuitous, but the short post it links to is worth reading. Just trying to game the new Ecosystem rules, here :-)

 


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  Tuesday, November 04, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



...better grabbeth a kleenex.

 


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  Monday, November 03, 2003


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Hmmm... and all this time I thought he only ate *ahem* Subway.


 


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  Sunday, November 02, 2003


TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


The Bartender was thrilled to pieces when he found this in his tip jar. He started running around the joint, bragging about how "it looks like the old Barkeep's gonna see some action pretty soon". Little did he know that it was FattySue who dropped it in there.


 


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