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	Wednesday, February 04, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [no planes   no gas   no smoking   1-800-ORANGEL] After the Green Party blew their entire campaign war chest on hammering out the details of their 2004 party platform, they realized that they couldn't afford the 1-800-GOGREEN toll-free phone number they wanted. Embarrassed, but desperate, they settled for one of the few numbers that hadn't been taken yet, later claiming in their literature that the selection was deliberate because "making the right choice between Democrat or Green is like making the right choice between devil OR ANGEL". posted by Harvey at 11:11:21 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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