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	Friday, April 30, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY I'm not positive, but I think it's Arabic for "www.wheresgeorge.com". posted by Harvey at 10:50:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, April 29, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Harpo's Lounge, 4210 Thomas, Memphis TN 38127, 901-357-8005] It's kinda like Hooters, except instead of hot chicks in tank tops shoving their boobs in your face, they've got guys in curly red wigs & top hats honking bicycle horns at you. posted by Harvey at 10:04:13 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, April 28, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Who's Your Daddy?] Presidential Fun Fact (with apologies to Jen): In 1864, Lincoln modified the Gettysburg Address slightly during a campaign stop in San Francisco. posted by Harvey at 7:06:27 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, April 27, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Do you believe in God?] Hmmm... not sure... ask me again on a fifty. posted by Harvey at 11:54:26 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, April 26, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Contrary to popular belief, Bill Clinton was NOT America's first redneck President. posted by Harvey at 10:59:49 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, April 25, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [ROSE] This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday. This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday... only 990 more & I can sleep in the bed again... This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday... posted by Harvey at 9:59:13 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, April 23, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Anyone who recieve this bill will be Blessed with lots of money if they write this on 10 other bills.] Al Franken's final, desperate attempt to raise the money to cover Air America's bad checks. posted by Harvey at 10:20:11 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, April 22, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Presidential Fun Fact: In 1789, George Washington invented the world's first horrifyingly tacky leisure suit. posted by Harvey at 7:22:42 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, April 21, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Although not as successful as the "State Quarter" program, the "State Illegal Drug Dollar" program proved quite popular in California. posted by Harvey at 11:32:42 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, April 20, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Prov 11:25 - Seed for Debt Free      Prov 13:22 - The wealth of the Sinner is laid up to the just] Prov 15:19 - No, seriously - put everything you've got on the Cubs to win the Series this year. Just trust me on this one. That goat is going DOWN! posted by Harvey at 11:14:49 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, April 19, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Martha sighed. She didn't mind so much that George wore her dresses once in a while, she just wished he'd take it easy with her green eye shadow. posted by Harvey at 11:30:09 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, April 15, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [FROM KHRISTA MILLER     FUCK YOU BITCH] Dear Grandma, Just wanted to thank you for the thoughtful birthday gift. Love, Khrista posted by Harvey at 10:48:23 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, April 14, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Did you know? Steve and Guido are lovers! But Steve is the man!] Guido's wife stared at the dollar, thunderstruck... the new drapes, the sudden interest in show tunes, the chronic incontinence... it all made sense now. posted by Harvey at 11:21:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, April 13, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Looking to ride the coattails of the wildly popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury instituted the "State Dollars" program. Here we see Connecticut's design, celebrating its claim to fame as the birthplace of Grandpa Munster. [hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me] posted by Harvey at 6:11:39 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, April 12, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY "Look," said Cain, "SOMEBODY has to be the world's first murder victim, and your name got drawn fair and square, so stop squirming!" [hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me] posted by Harvey at 10:02:36 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, April 11, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [go.dollar.go@yahoo.com] ...or, if you'd like to see the US dollar win the "World's Coolest Currency" competition, send an e-mail to... [hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me] posted by Harvey at 10:55:22 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Saturday, April 10, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY Official currency of "BloggersWithBoobies". (hat tip to Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist for coming up with that caption) posted by Harvey at 8:08:28 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, April 09, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that in all my years as a smutty-minded juvenile, I never thought of this one myself. posted by Harvey at 11:01:35 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Wednesday, April 07, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Eric has a big penis] I'd be more impressed if Eric hadn't gotten this from Molly the Midget. posted by Harvey at 11:16:59 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Tuesday, April 06, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [WINDY CITY HEMP FEST] Matty O'Blackfive kicked the crap out of a bunch of filthy hippies and all I got was this lousy graffiti currency. posted by Harvey at 11:19:49 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Monday, April 05, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [14 15 16 Fox] After some initial indecision, Bill Clinton finally decided on the age and physical description of his ideal intern. [hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one] posted by Harvey at 8:52:34 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Sunday, April 04, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Pat Duck] Michael Moore carried around his "lucky bill" for years before someone pointed out to him that it didn't actually say "Fat Dick" (hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this bill for me) posted by Harvey at 7:16:41 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Friday, April 02, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY ...And the number one way to tell if you're living in a crappy, third-world hell-hole of a country that's frequently plagued by famine is... posted by Harvey at 10:15:55 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

	Thursday, April 01, 2004

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY [Happy Birthday Hope    Happy 5th Birthday Hope    From Tio Roy and Barbara] What Hope said: "Thank you, that's so sweet! What Hope thought: "Where's my pony?... I asked for a pony... THIS IS NOT A F****** PONY!" posted by Harvey at 7:35:19 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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