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	Monday, March 08, 2004

KING OF THE BLOGS RESULTS And the new King of the Blogs is: The old King of the Blogs, as WalloWorld retains the crown by .05 points this week. At this point the pretenders to the throne - Bull (who is a girl) of Irritable Blog Syndrome and Athanasius (who's probably a guy) of Ecumenical Insanity (now with 100% less Blogspottiness) - will be cast in the darkest dungeon that Good King Bill can find, where they can contemplate the evils of their attempted usurpation. In addition to my brilliantly witty commentary, you can go to this week's KotB results post and find the ponderings of such notable judges as: The ever-stuffy Mr Dodge, who insists that bits of flair and mirth, when mixed with dashes of pizazz, are the most important qualities a monarch can possess. The charming Mistress of Discipline Susie, of Practical Penumbra, who firmly but gently chastises naughty bloggers: "Bad Wally!" she says. Hey gorgeous, I've been naughty, too. Where's MY spanking? The non-stuffy, but now swell-headed petty little name caller ("stick in the mud"? ME? Is he calling me stuffy now?... Wait, maybe he's just saying I'm gay? Oh, well, that's not so... wha? HEY!) Pietro of SmarterCop goes painstakingly through his whole-blog judging criteria. Hint to new contestants - study his reviews. There's no excuse now for NOT getting 10/10 on this part from him. UP NEXT: The Royal Rumble - where peasants with delusions of grandeur pummel each other in a brutal cage match to see who will get a shot at the crown. posted by Harvey at 9:12:43 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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