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	Tuesday, January 13, 2004

BETTER ANTI WAR SLOGANS Sure, right-wingers may be stupid, but at least we're not trite and uncreative. The Pro-Saddam lefties trot out the same tired old slogans for every protest: Bush = Hitler No blood for oil! War is always a mistake Global war industry = weapons of mass destruction BOR-ing! For the sake of this week's Alliance Precision Guided Humor assignment, let's see if we can't make some improvements (NOTE: lest you accuse me of making things up, damn near all of these are based on actual protest slogans): Bush lied! People died! We're glad Saddam is on our side! Give appease a chance. Where are the WMD's? Hey! No fair looking in the palaces! America - stop killing innocent Iraqis! That's Saddam's job! All blood is red! So are crayons. We like crayons. Crayons for peace. Maybe some nice, juicy tomatoes, too. Ooooh! And strawberry Jell-o! They're selling war; we're not buying. Boycott Evian! Peace; not shattered lives. Except in America Brains not bombs. Since we have neither, we demand peace! UN Yes! Wild West No! Tofu Definitely! No war in our name. Just oppressed Iraqis Violence breeds violence. Let's breed peace. Sheep are peaceful. Let's be more like sheep. Let's bomb Texas; they have oil too. Then we'll bomb Arizona because it has a desert. And Indiana because it starts with the letter I. And bomb my house because my dad's a jerk. Can you believe he charges me rent to live in the basement? Iraq is not the enemy. The enemy lies within. Wait... does that mean I'm the enemy? I'm confused... No blood for oil! No brains for peace! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 6:44:06 PM  permalink  comment [] trackback []

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