Monday, August 18, 2003

It's Phillipsonline.com NOT Philipsonline.com! Joseph More*** writes: "I am 75 years old and have been a Norelco custiomer for many years. I have purchased many of your replacement products. My problem is that in 1998 I purchased Norelco Rechargeable razor #5825XL,lately this razor loses its charge within a relatively short period. I realize that the razor is now close to 5 years old but wondered if this is expected to happpen at this time. Please advise." Look, I hate to point this out to you, but at 75, YOU'RE probably losing your charge too!  Think of it, how long can YOU stay charged up? Forget the razor, try Viagra!  Maybe they make something that stupid razor can use too! 10:55:45 PM

It's Phillipsonline.com NOT Philipsonline.com! Sabra Russ**** writes: What's the best bread mix to use? Uh, yeah bread mix... uh, I'm partial to Permacrete.  Goes down smooth. Never gritty. Don't try this at home kids! 10:48:55 PM

It's Phillipsonline.com NOT Philipsonline.com! Meredith Sh**** writes: "I was told I could find Phillips steam Irons in Target Stores but when Ichecked it on line they shoed nothing but rowenter panasonic and black and decker steam irons are there any other stores that carry them?" Geez Meredith, where did you learn to spell?  Black and Decker?  Who are you kidding?  B&D makes drills you knucklehead!  You really want to iron your clothes with something like that?  10:41:01 PM

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.      George Washington (1732 - 1799) 12:23:38 PM

So, when did skydiving get boring?  I guess we need more speed! Wingman Soars Like a Superhero. Forget Red Bull. Once the Skyray gets mass-produced, you, too, will be able to strap on 9-pound carbon fiber wings and fly at almost 200 mph. By Michael Abrams from Wired magazine. [Wired News] Soon, I'll be joining some of the new "birdmen" assuming I take my first tandem jump! ~ Randy 11:54:09 AM