Wednesday, October 01, 2003

OK, OK... the story below isn't true... That's just poking fun at my brother.  I hacked his website a few days ago, inserting the F-16 behind him in one of his pictures.  I don't think he ever would have seen it, but I just couldn't stand not telling him.  You see, when Brian was a little boy, he hated the new English Sheepdog our Dad brought home.  In school he would draw pictures of a plane bombing and strafing the dog.  He really had a deep seated hatred for the dog. Probably because "George" would jump on him, pinning him to the ground mercilessly.  No, I wouldn't help my little brother.  Actually, I found it fun to push Brian outside and close the sliding door behind him.  It only took seconds before Brian was flat on the ground with George on top of him chewing on his scalp. Of course we would have a fresh supply of bombing and strafing pictures the next day.  So, the other day, when Brian pushed all the right buttons, dissing his incredibly talented and humble older brother (me), I took some liberties with his website.  (No, I didn't design his site! My brother designed his own...argh. It looks like someone dropped some kodaks in some vomit.  I'm begging for some remarks here, really!)  The F-16 is my adult rendition of the bombing and strafing George thing.  Just a brotherly expression of love eh? 11:58:56 PM