North Korea's foreign ministry says
Pyongyang's possession of nuclear weapons will help prevent
the United States from attacking it, adding it is ready to
develop more.
To nab
miscreant North Koreans clandestinely viewing smuggled videotaped TV
programs from capitalist South Korea, the communist state will cut off
electricity to neighborhoods then have polcie raid houses to see which
VCR's have illicit VHS tapes stuck in them.