Picture this... steaming hot macaroni cheese fresh from 4mins 30secs in the microwave. I've just peeled back the plastic film. I grab a fork, pick up the plastic tray full of cheesey goodness, looking forward to eating it, and somehow... inexplicably, I loose my grip on it...
After a short juggle, it lands, cheese size down, in the open cutlery draw. What a ****** mess!
I think I'll have microwaved lasagne instead.
7:43:44 PM
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