BMW= Sex Machine
Interesting, though undoubtedly German-skewed, study says male BMW drivers are getting more action than drivers of any other make. Unsurprisingly, Hyundai doesn't rank too high, but at a frequency of 1.5 times per week (vs 2.2 for the Beemer), I'm still running a deficit. That'll cool those midlife crisis urges. Why blow cash on an M3, say, when I can't even hit the Hyundai owner's average?

And how does it figure into this that when I was in college and at my most, er, indiscreet, I had a Ford Pinto wagon? With a "DANGER: FLAMMABLE" placard from a tanker truck on the tailgate, no less? Don't laugh, lady. Your daughter's in here. 10:59:10 AM    comment []trackback []