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A trip to the Dentist
A fellow goes to his dentist, because something is wrong with his
mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy smokes! That plate
I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded!
What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus
about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called
it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and
ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast,
vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probabably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with
lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I guess I'll have
to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
11:33:23 AM 
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