What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 04:06:39 GMT

Dept. of Homepage Security Hi folks, thanks for stopping by! After a major episode of FUBAR-itis, I've got my act a bit more together and have moved my blog (NEW! IMPROVED! BACKED UP!!) to its new home on the web: What The Hell Am I Doing Here? @ Mediawench.com or, if you like, just plug www.mediawench.com into your browser and off you'll go! See y'all there!

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 01:48:51 GMT

Dept. of Whinge

Ah, to live in a world where everyone is young, everyone is beautiful and nobody ever gets old. So, maybe you have to have some ponce with a flare gun blow you right out of your pastel Quiana Dress when you hit thirty, but hey, at least you won't have to stare down forty from your parents' basement.

Yeah, it's been one of those days, where the world of Logan's Run (well, the first part, actually) is looking pretty good. Nothing like being turned down cold after applying for a couple of crappy McJobs to make you REALLY feel like the lowest of the low. Feh.

Not only that, but even the lowly amoeba has got one on me (two, come to think of it), it has a job and it can achieve virtual immortality through binge eating! How does an amoeba reproduce? It eats. And eats. And eats some more. And when it's had just enough to burst, it turns into TWO amoebas! Immortality through binge eating! And we have the nerve to call ourselves "higher organisms!"

No, we have sexual reproduction, which means two creatures have to get together to make one new creature. And then, to add insult to injury, the two creatures that got it on to make the one new one have to go and die, as to not strain the food supply for the youngsters and their offspring.

So, to review:

Amoebas and "lower life forms"- eat all you want, you'll make more....copies of you!

Humans and the rest of us "higher life form" smartypants- sex=death and ungrateful youth.

Man, that is one sharp serpent's tooth.

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:02:21 GMT

Sorry folks, but this crappy software ate my blog. (Salon Blogs has had trouble with it, too.) Stay tuned for our new location. BTW, if any of you have any pages of "What The Hell Am I Doing Here?" saved in your browser cache, wold you please email them to me. I managed to nab the most recent homepage out of my cache and it's presented below. Some of the photos went to bit heaven, but well...... Stay tuned for our new address and thanks for stopping by. Thanks, Maggie Osterberg