Saturday, February 7, 2004

Well, not personally, since I've never met the guy, but he's just cool and smart and makes me laugh.

He's written a ton of stuff and has a ton of web pages. Maybe I'll be like him some day. Probably not as funny. He's got a page on Homosexuals, Sex and Religion. It's got some funny stuff. This is a hoot and a half:

The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homosexuality.
But who has fewer abortions than gays?
  —George Carlin (comedian)

Or get this:

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work.
"Hello, can't work today. Still queer."
  —Robin Tyler

Concerning the Pope's claim that homosexuality is "unnatural". Perhaps the Pope is suggesting that it lies beyond the scope of "normal" human behavior. If so, this has uncomfortable implications for an association of old men who wear dresses, hear voices and practice ritual cannibalism. Self-enforced celibacy is all but unknown among other animal species. If any sexual behavior is out of tune with the natural world, it is surely that of the priesthood.
  —George Monbiot, The Guardian, July 13, 2000

And it just goes on and on! You've gotta read this whole page—ROTFDyingHysterically!

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