Monday, December 12, 2005


Darwinism

After yesterday's anti-Muslim riots in Darwin, Australia, Prime Minister John Howard said:

"I do not accept that there is underlying racism in this country."

That's obvious.  The racism's right out in the open.


11:06:50 PM    comment []  

La Inclemenza di Ahnold

The news has just come over the wires: No clemency for Stanley Tookie Williams from the action-hero governor of Kollyphonia.

Bush just issued a statement concurring with his fellow Republican: "Look, I think Stanley Tucci Williams is an enormously talented actor, but he committed a terrible crime and he needs to be punished for it.  Anybody who's followed my political career knows two things about me: I don't do nuance, and I don't do clemency."


12:55:34 PM    comment []