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  Wednesday, October 20, 2004


Light Business Jokes ( jokes)

After so many days of statistics, and discussions, let us lighten up with some jokes.

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A kid swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat. His mother yelled for help. A man passing by hit him in the small of the back, and the coin came out.

" I don't know how to thank you , Doctor..., " his mother started.

"I'm not a doctor," the man replied, " I'm a tax collector of the revenue service."

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

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Tree econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, " we got it! We got it!"

 


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