You are in one of the category of Reflections of a Business Driven Life.  To read all posts, go to the main page, or you can choose to read or subscribe to a category:   on technology, on life, on business, favorite quotes, jokes, tidbits, EntrepreViews & reading reviews.

	Thursday, November 11, 2004

More Business Laughs ( on Jokes) I like jokes, and believes humor is an essential part in successful business conversations.   Thus, I am making sure that while this is a business blog, we don't forget the fun part.  Here is my collection for today. --------------- Now that you've made it to the top, what's the best thing about it?" Asked the VP. After a thoughtpul pause, the new CEO replied, " These days, when I bore people, they think its their fault, not mine. " --------------- The manager has been fussy all the day, and he turned furiously on his hapless secretary, and snarled. " where the hell's my pen?" "why, behind your ear, Mr. Peters, " she stammered. "Golddamit Blenda, you know how busy I am, " he howled back. " Which ear?" ---------------- Sign in a corporate boardroom: Thank heavens this is a free country where you can do exactly as the government pleases. --------------- A company received a large order from a customer, and wrote a letter, " Sir, we are sorry we cannot fill your order until full payment is made on the last one. " Next day they got a reply, " WE are sorry to cancel the new order. WE cannot wait that long ... " --------------- The businessman was rather put off when the bum approached him with a request for five dollars to buy a cup of coffee. "you can buy coffee for sixty cents, " he responded tartly. " right you are, " conceded the bum cheerfully, " but I like to leave a big tip. " ------------------ Here's a joke that is actually food for thought. The pig complained to the cow saying, " I know you give milk, leather, and beef, but I give pork, pigskin, and even my bristles are used for brushes. Why are you loved so much more?" " Maybe, " the cow said sweetly, " its because I give while I'm still alive." ---------------- a woman was chatting with her friend. " I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave five dollars to a bum." " that;s a lot of money. What did your husband said about it?" "Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said 'thanks'".   10:10:33 AM     comment []   trackback []