Danielle Crittenden: The Secret Presidential IMs: Bush and Blair Dish the New Year. 
Kickass43: yo
Kickasss43: TONE
Kickass43: buddy boy
Sxybritguy10: george II!!
Sxybritguy10: merry xmas happy new year & all that
Kickass43: dittos
Sxybritguy10: ur back from the ranch already?
Kickass43: uh yeh
Kickass43: y u ask?
Sxybritguy10: rather short holiday?
Sxybritguy10: often think of u as an EU worker
Sxybritguy10: u go on strike unless you get 6 weeks off
Kickass43: ha ha
Kickass43: rofl
Kickass43: mayb cuz my mother-in-law wuz there
Kickass43: rather visit wounded troops than play 1 mor effin round of scrabble
Sxybritguy10: hear u
Kickass43: have u evr playd scrabble with schoolteachers??
Kickass43: im like "jo"? is not a wrd
Kickass43: & theyr like "yes it is look it up"?
Kickass43: I'm like ur bluffin
Kickass43: "no no look it up"
Kickass43: so like 10 mins ltr I find "jo"?
Kickass43: means "sailors girlfriend"?
Sxybritguy10: rlly??
Sxybritguy10: no way
Kickass43: way
Kickass43: so then I put "yo"? on a triple
Kickass43: and theyr like that's not a wrd
Kickass43: it's "slang"?
Kickass43: mjr eye rollin
Kickass43: I tell em 2 look it up
Kickass43: wat u kno
Kickass43: it's there!!
Kickass43: like pirates used it
Kickass43: and theyr still rollin eyes and dumpin all ovr my wrd like it's not a real wrd
Kickass43: not like JO
Kickass43: twins then holler wen we won't let em use "homie"?
Sxybritguy10: sounds bad
Kickass43: WUZ bad
Sxybritguy10: where were ur rents?
Kickass43: with jeb
Kickass43: in an "undisclosed location"?
Sxybritguy10: srsly??
Kickass43: srsly
Sxybritguy10: security?
Kickass43: nah
Kickass43: just didn't want 2 tell me
Kickass43: mayb dad wuz afraid I'd make him clear brush
Kickass43: put his back out at thanksgiving whackin a cedar
Kickass43: wat bout u?
Sxybritguy10: took evry1 2 the Red C
Kickass43: ?
Sxybritguy10: 2 Sharm el-Sheikh
Kickass43: the place that got blown up??
Kickass43: :O
Sxybritguy10: woznt so bad
Sxybritguy10: good deals roit now
Sxybritguy10: all inclusive
Sxybritguy10: remember --taxpayers don't pay 4 my holiday
Sxybritguy10: & there r 6 of us + nannies
Sxybritguy10: just TRY 2 get seats 2gether at this time of year
Kickass43: man ur tuff
Sxybritguy10: not rlly
Sxybritguy10: its easier if u book ahead
Sxybritguy10: cherie locked in roit after the bombings
Sxybritguy10: she's canny that way
Kickass43: no I mean goin 2 a place like that
Kickass43: it wd be like me goin to new orleans 4 xmas
Sxybritguy10: less local hostility in egypt I'd think
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Kickass43: hold it tone
Kickass43: msg just popped up from goss
Sxybritguy10: Goss?!
Sxybritguy10: let's form a chat room
Sxybritguy10: I have SEVERAL bones 2 chew/him
Kickass43; won't work
Kickass43: his msgs 2 me r encryptd
Kickass43: only my computer can read em
Kickass43: brb
SecretAgentMan: =2%))000 3RT^^8` ~[LKPP^
Kickass43: yeh well it hasn't been so happy a nu year 4 me
SecretAgentMan: %+Y2K
Kickass43: wat secrets have ur peopl NOT told the NYT??
SecretAgentMan: X*&BN]
Kickass43: that btr be tru
Kickass43: cuz we aint gonna hav any effing allies left
Kickass43: poles r like rlly rlly thrilled to b identified with secret camps
Kickass43: lefty wingnuts actin like theyve rebuilt treblinka
Kickass43: euroweenies dissin em like sum mean girl posse
Kickass43: NICE JOB goss
Kickass43: I'm sure this is how r buds expected 2 be thankd for their contributshuns to the war on terror
SecretAgentMan: /4LSI*(]]2HY%^ *HK--~CC
SecretAgentMan: B./S ?{FFTY6^
SecretAgentMan: :(
Kickass43: we'll c
Kickass43: but then thers all this wiretappin crap
Kickass43: thanx 2 yr nudder brilliant move we've managd 2 combine vietnam AND watergate in a single newz cycle
Kickass43: again:
Kickass43: NICE JOB
SecretAgentMan: @O{KLâo?( U%GJI>>L FGH%^NB JSKLP= MSKP~JSP[08
Kickass43: dude it aint getting btr
Kickass43: explain this 2 me
Kickass43: scooty is indictd 4 "outing"? a retired CIA soccer mom
Kickass43: he gets wrse press than the freakin rosenbergs
Kickass43: & like leakin the locashuns of secret prisoner facilties
Kickass43: & revealin to al qaeda how we're listenin 2 em
Kickass43: is like OK??
SecretAgentMan: |0*YH #F?LKJJ !~K(BN^
Kickass43: man I didn't xpect u 2 xplain it
Kickass43: I xpect u to FIX it
Kickass43: u got yr own insurgency goin on ovr in langley
Kickass43: I can't deal wit any mor of em
Kickass43: ur on yr own
Kickass43: clean out yr nest of enemy spies
SecretAgentMan: SN279[ &^PLK){}+ BHLâo?_)*HG
Kickass43: if u cant lick a bunch of deskhumpin speeddialling squealin soccer moms. . .
Kickass43: we sure aint lickin the terrorists
SecretAgentMan: }IX()LJ
Kickass43: g2g
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Kickass43: I'm bak
Kickass43: dumbasses
Sxybritguy10: wankers
Sxybritguy10: hope u tore a bloody strip off him
Sxybritguy10: all we need rite now are riots & burning cars
Sxybritguy10: when they learn we've tapped evry shawarma stand & dusty brass tea set on the edgware rd
Kickass43: u shud wire the bellydancers 2
Sxybritguy10: poor reception
Sxybritguy10: & it keeps falling out of their navels
Kickass43: LOL
Kickass43: so wats ur resolushun 4 this yr?
Sxybritguy10: just 2 get thru it frankly
Kickass43: me 2
Kickass43: sumtimes when im wrestlin cedar I think of wat its gonna be like when this is all ovr
Kickass43: didnt like 2 think of it b4
Kickass43: now I can't wait 4 08
Sxybritguy10: wot u gonna do?
Kickass43: gonna kick back on the ranch
Kickass43: aint gonna b no world travellin xprez
Kickass43: tryin to drum up sum peace prize
Kickass43: reagan got it rite
Sxybritguy10: coz he retired 2 CA?
Kickass43: nope
Kickass43: cuz he forgot everything
Sxybritguy10: sounds good 2 me
Kickass43: Happy New Year bud
Sxybritguy10: u2
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