Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Cruise vows to eat baby's placenta (0). Cruise vows to eat baby's placenta (0) [The Raw Story | A rational voice - Alternative news] 9:59:29 PM    comment []

Danielle Crittenden: The President's Secret IMs: Bush & Blair Blast the Cheeky Mullahs. Click here to see the President's "Buddy List"! Chat with Sxybritguy10 9:07 pm Kickass43: anglodude! Kickass43: like ur up?! Sxybritguy10: ello gwb! Sxybritguy10: bin awile Sxybritguy10: bit insane here Sxybritguy10: clearin out email Sxybritguy10: shd nvr hav upgraded no. 10's website Sxybritguy10: gna "modernize" briton Sxybritguy10: "start at th top" Sxybritguy10: now evry postman & his sistr Sxybritguy10: thinks he can jus "pop tony a line"anytime Kickass43: u ansr them??! Sxybritguy10: HAV 2 Sxybritguy10: got me own brownie probs as u kno Sxybritguy10: cept my brownie's not ur brownie Sxybritguy10: if u follow Kickass43: uh no Sxybritguy10: u ad michael brown Sxybritguy10: ive got gordon brown Sxybritguy10: my brownie brings is own hurricane widdem he duz Sxybritguy10: stirrin up th party Sxybritguy10: causin ill winds Sxybritguy10: if u follow Kickass43: comprende Kickass43: but wats brownie got 2 do wit ur email? Sxybritguy10: if I DON'T answr it he'll go round sayin: Sxybritguy10: "that anthony blair's 2 gd 4 evry1" Sxybritguy10: "not responsive 2 th ppl" Kickass43: * anthony * Kickass43: ? Sxybritguy10: short 4 tony Kickass43: o rite Sxybritguy10: that's wot I wuz calld in prep skool Sxybritguy10: he nvr lets any1 4get it Kickass43: sux Sxybritguy10: darn roit Sxybritguy10: so now im up past 2... Sxybritguy10: thankin sainsbury clarks & lorry drivers... Sxybritguy10: 4 ther "kind intrest" in my views... Sxybritguy10: on wethr natl helthcare Sxybritguy10: shd pay 4 ther cats therapy Kickass43: man at least u don't hav gay moms & dads... Kickass43: invadin ur front lawn... Kickass43: bitchin ther aint no "rainbo" colord eggs Kickass43: boo hoo Kickass43: like pastels rnt gay enuff 4 u?? Sxybritguy10: sux Kickass43: duznt suk as bad as dis iran shit Sxybritguy10: wot hairy-arsd cheeky monkeys... Sxybritguy10: th mullahs r Sxybritguy10: imajun! Sxybritguy10: "weve joynd th nuclear club" Sxybritguy10: I shur as hell didn't put em up 4 it Kickass43: its tha chineez Sxybritguy10: bloody ppl Sxybritguy10: they'll put ANY1 up 4 a club Kickass43: how many rice wd u like wit dat enrichd uranyum? Sxybritguy10: lol Kickass43: WE shdnt put up wit it Sxybritguy10: theyr jus chattin shit Kickass43: y cant we jus BOM tha shit outta em? Sxybritguy10: u kno my problem widdat pal Kickass43: yeh Kickass43: "british public not on side w/war" Kickass43: u takn a lot 4 me alrdy Kickass43: apprechiat dat bud Sxybritguy10: not that Sxybritguy10: problems this: Sxybritguy10: im broke Sxybritguy10: cant afford it Kickass43: ?! Kickass43: srsly? Sxybritguy10: fraid so Sxybritguy10: blew th wad on iraq Sxybritguy10: ther aint no moolah 4 th mullahs Sxybritguy10: kick in th bollox mate but ther it is Sxybritguy10: irans ur round Kickass43: tone! Kickass43: NEED ya Kickass43: cant do witout u Sxybritguy10: wot u mean?? Sxybritguy10: its all ovr th press Sxybritguy10: sy hersch sez so Sxybritguy10: lede item on BBC: Sxybritguy10: "bush 2 bomb iran" Kickass43: I WISH Kickass43: like: NOT Sxybritguy10: Y not?! Kickass43: cuz like no1 will lemme Sxybritguy10: dick?! Kickass43: nah he's cool wit it Kickass43: its evry1 else Kickass43: im like: lets DO. IT. Kickass43: NOW. Kickass43: theyr like hmmm Kickass43: lotsa papr shufflin Kickass43: "cant find tha planz sir" Sxybritguy10: rummy?! Kickass43: cant find im! Kickass43: hes awol... Kickass43: sins thos brass dudes startd dissin im Kickass43: weve sent serch partys thru tha pentagon Kickass43: but its BIG Kickass43: may hav 2 send in navy seels Sxybritguy10: condi? Kickass43: "nowz not tha appropriat time sir" Kickass43: "transformashunl diplomacy" Kickass43: yadda yadda Kickass43: she ain bin rite in tha hed sins dat trip wit ur guy straw Sxybritguy10: wots up widdem? Kickass43: U tell ME Kickass43: she giggls wenevr u say tha dudes name Kickass43: im worryd she had intl relashns wit im Kickass43: kno wat im sayin Sxybritguy10: I got suspishus wen they went on th london "i"... Sxybritguy10: 3X!! Sxybritguy10: "havin a frank xchanj of views" they sed Sxybritguy10: roit Sxybritguy10: thatz y jack has lipstik all ovr his grinnin mug Kickass43: well she aint givin me a gd time Kickass43: duznt evn want 2 talk bout iran Sxybritguy10: & hadley? Kickass43: man he duznt talk period Kickass43: not sins I fell asleep... Kickass43: durin his 1st briefin Sxybritguy10: but Y?? Kickass43: cuz dat guy cd bore a convenshun... Kickass43: of CPAs Sxybritguy10: no Sxybritguy10: I ment: Sxybritguy10: y r they agenst bombin? Kickass43: dunno Kickass43: isnt like itll wrsn my poll nos Kickass43: hek Kickass43: billyboy did it Kickass43: HELPD im Kickass43: now tha dems r genst it Kickass43: cuz it mite b gd 4 06 Sxybritguy10: I thot they wer scard Sxybritguy10: u kno Sxybritguy10: "more attax" & all that rot Kickass43: theyr scard of gd poll nos 4 me Kickass43: end of story Sxybritguy10: dunno Sxybritguy10: u c the suicide bombrs signin up? Kickass43: mor job creashun brot 2 u by tha iran govt Sxybritguy10: mayb they thot they wer joinin the "club"! Kickass43: ha ha Kickass43: membr benfts: free yoga & belly dancin classes... Kickass43: + 72 virjuns upon iniashun!! Sxybritguy10: rofl Sxybritguy10: hey wot bout ur new guy bolten Sxybritguy10: he looks tuff Sxybritguy10: duznt he wanna blow the bastrds... Sxybrtguy10: bak 2 mohammed's tyme? Kickass43: havnt askd Sxybritguy10: ? Kickass43: DUDE Kickass43: like he evn scares me K? Kickass43: wrse thn tha mullahs Kickass43: im waitin 4 him 2 walk in here & fire me Kickass43: "every1 who wants 2 leave can leave now" Kickass43: im like: "can I go 2 tha bathroom sir?" Kickass43: its like being bak in skool Sxybritguy10: sounds like my skool Sxybritguy10: hedboyz carryd stix!! Kickass43: wer wuz ur skool... Kickass43: kabul?! Sxybritguy10: edinburg Kickass43: man thos scots r husslrs Kickass43: "anthony" Kickass43: lol Sxybritguy10: yeh well gwb Sxybritguy10: we need u 2 b a husslr Sxybritguy10: wid these bloody t-towld nuke heds Kickass43: I kno it Kickass43: dats wat evry1 xpex Kickass43: ol georgie ll take em out Kickass43: we'll jus stand here Kickass43: holdin his coat Kickass43: & wen hes dun Kickass43: tell em he did it all rong Kickass43: & sell his frikkin coat on ebay Sxybritguy10: * sigh * Sxybritguy10: tru enuff Sxybritguy10: I'll stand by u tho Kickass43: til brownie takes ovr Sxybritguy10: mayb not Kickass43: ? Kickass43: thot dat wuz a dun deal Sxybritguy10: hes hired shrum Kickass43: ? Sxybritguy10: BOB shrum! Sxybritguy10: 2 "advis" im!! Kickass43: no way Sxybritguy10: way Kickass43: :-D Kickass43: man like haznt he lost like 6X? Sxybritguy10: 7! Kickass43: wat s up wit u dems & losers?? Kickass43: dats like askin my brownie... Kickass43: 2 "advis" nu orleans... Kickass43: on cleanup aftr katrina! Kickass43: o wait Kickass43: they did dat Kickass43: still ur jobs safe Kickass43: if ur brownie hired shrum! Sxybritguy10: spose so Sxbritguy10: but frankly gwb Sxybritguy10: im reddy 2 go Kickass43: don't say dat! Sxybritguy10: its tyme Kickass43: no! Kickass43: negativ! Kickass43: nyet! Sxybritguy10: face it mate Sxybrtiguy10: u hav 2 get used 2 me gon Sxybritguy10: I cant b here 4evr Kickass43: I wish u wdnt speek dis way Sxybritguy10: I kno Sxybritguy10: but I wont b far Sxybritguy10: I'll alwayz b near u Kickass43: promis? Sxybritguy10: promis Sxybritguy10: in fact the missus & I r lookin @ flatz in NYC Kickass43: :-) Kickass43: u wer scarin me bud Kickass43: thot u wer gna go join tha job lines in tehran Sxybritguy10: nah Sxybritguy10: I belong 2 a bttr club Sxybritguy10: jus don't tell brownie! Kickass43: :-X Sxybritguy10: gnite gwb Kickass43: "ta" dude Kickass43 has left the chat. The President's Secret IMs appears every Tuesday. [The Huffington Post | Full Blog Feed] 9:54:48 PM    comment []

Trey Ellis: What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Iraq. Oil. Black Gold. Texas Tea. Though every thinking person suspects it, it seems that the only ones talking about it openly are those of us who have been suspicious of the rationale(s) for this war from the beginning. Big Oil and Halliburton feed on chaos and instability and today, thanks to the Bush Administration, their bellies are fit to bust. Gas prices are now so high that some people, especially in rural areas, cannot afford to leave their homes. The instability from the three-year train-wreck that is Iraq and Bush's clumsy saber rattling against Iran and Venezuela are some of the main reasons for today's punishing oil prices (The riots in Nigeria are also a factor so you can't blame absolutely everything on our incompetent commander-in-chief.) This is the perfect issue for mainstream Democrats to raise as a club with which to drive the Republicans into the sea. Every time any Democrat mentions the President or Vice President they need to preface their names with "oilman." Every time voters fill up at the pumps they need to be reminded to curse oilmen Bush, Cheney and their buddy, outgoing Exxon CEO Lee Raymond who raked in $144,573 a day. The evidence that this war was planned from the very beginning as a long-term grab at Middle Eastern oil is inescapable and ever mounting. (And I'm not just talking about what's going on on Fox's24.) ** It is now well-documented historical fact that the Bush administration was intent on invading Iraq well before 9/11. **Greg Palast has uncovered a State Department, Treasury and Pentagon report on privatizing Iraqi oil. Read it here. In Palast's interview with Paul Bremer's predecessor in Iraq, General Jay Garner, we learn that General Garner had planned to quickly turn over the country to Iraqi rule. But, according to Palast "Garner knew, a freely chosen coalition government would mean the death-knell for the neo-con oil-and-assets privatization grab. On April 21, 2003, three years ago this month, the very night General Garner arrived in Baghdad, he got a call from Washington. It was Rumsfeld on the line. He told Garner, in so many words, 'Don't unpack, Jack, you're fired.'" **As I've written here several times, we are currently slashing budgets for reconstructing everything in Iraq to zero -- except for training an army and the oil sector. **Halliburton. They got paid to build the wells before the war, paid during the war to feed the troops, then paid again to re-build the wells. **The American embassy in Baghdad will be larger than the U.N.'s headquarters in New York, about the size of the Vatican and by far our biggest in the world. And we're busily constructing fourteen permanent military bases. When anti-war activists shout, "No Blood for Oil" they are routinely dismissed by the MSM as a lunatic fringe. It is time for the vast majority of Americans who are against this war to stand up and shout that it's not worth it. Just because it's good for Exxon doesn't mean that it's good for us. [The Huffington Post | Full Blog Feed] 9:45:42 PM    comment []

Blake Fleetwood: Bush Does Impersonation of Alexander Haig's "I'm in Charge" Speech. Who can forget that wonderful moment in 1981 after Ronald Reagan was shot. While Reagan lay in his hospital bed, Secretary of State Alexander Haig barged into a national news conference and made his infamous "I'm in charge" speech to a stunned nation. Only he made a tiny, little mistake. According the constitution, the Vice President (then George Bush the elder) was next in line as every schoolboy knows. Haig was a bundle of insecurities and low self-esteem. "I'm being undermined by weenies, second-rate hambones," Haig complained to an associate. Might W be feeling a little bit the same? Haig's legendary gaffe became the defining moment of his long career. It was a delicious faux pas. Haig became the patron saint of those who believe they have the power, when it's obvious they don't. Alexander Haig was never heard of again. If history is any guide, George Bush, the junior, might come to rue his current words "I'm the decider and I decide what's best." It's so obvious that George Bush is not "the decider" in so many important decisions. It's pathetic and embarrassing that a sitting American President has to declare to the world that he is. [The Huffington Post | Full Blog Feed] 9:43:38 PM    comment []

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