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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Al Qaeda vs. The Trees of Mystery.

As we've often been reminded, we're fighting the terrorists abroad so we don't have to fight them in the streets of Indianapolis. But should that horrific day ever come, let Al Qaeda be warned that we shall fight in the petting zoo; we shall fight on the beach at the end of the street; we shall fight in Jay's Sporting Goods and in the mall at Sears; we shall fight in the Frontier Fun Park; we shall never surrender. Terrorists could target those places and 77,000 more, at least according to the Department of Homeland Security's database of "crtical infrastructure and key resources." As reported yesterday, the list is chock full of what the DHS's Inspector General politely calls "curious" and "out of place" entries, such as the aforementioned suburban battlegrounds. It seems that when DHS asked the states to indentify potential targets, boosterism combined with antiterrror zeal (and just perhaps the prospect of some sweet homeland security pork) to erase the distinctions between nuclear power plants and strip malls. But then, maybe terrorists don't make such distinctions. If you hate America, maybe hating The Trees of Mystery is just part of the package.

Here's the complete list of less-than-critical assets identified by the DHS IG report [PDF]:


Old MacDonald[base ']s petting zoo
Mall at Sears
Bean Fest
Nix[base ']s Check Cashing
Amer. Society of Young Musicians
Trees of Mystery
Car Dealerships
Kennel Club and Poker Room
Historical Bok Sanctuary
4 Cs Fuel and Lube
DPW Landfill
Kangaroo Conservation Center
Assyrian American Association
Right to Life Committee
Association for the Jewish Blind
Insect Zoo
Bourbon Festival
Theological Seminary
Jay[base ']s Sporting Goods
Nestle Purina Pet food Plant
Auto Shop
Veterinary Clinic
Groundhog Zoo
Sweetwater Flea Market
High Stakes Bingo
Petting Zoo
Community College
Restaurant
Frontier Fun Park
Travel Stop
Mule Day Parade
Beach at End of Street
Amish Country Popcorn
Pepper and Herb Company
Psychiatry Behavioral Center
Order of Elks National Memorial
Ice Cream Parlor
Bakery & Cookie Shop
Inn
Donut Shop
Sears Auto Center
Wine and Coffee Co.
Sports Club
Casket Company
Bass Pro Shop
Muzzle Shoot Enterprise
Several Wal-Marts
Property Owners Associations
Apple and Pork Festival
Rolls Royce Plant
Pepsi Bottlers
Yacht Repair Business
Anti-Cruelty Society
Tackle Shop
Elevator Company
Center for Veterinary Medicine
American Legion
UPS Store
Heritage Groups
Parcel Shop
YMCA Center
Brewery
Mail Boxes Etc.
Night clubs

[MoJo Blog]
12:44:35 PM    comment []

An advisor to Sen. Joe Lieberman has reportedly "detected what he calls a 'growing strain of anti-Semitism on the far left,' which he believes is in part fueling the strident opposition to Mr. Lieberman." [Cursor.org]
12:17:29 PM    comment []

Remarks comparing Ken Lay to Martin Luther King, Jr., Jesus, and hate crime victim James Byrd, Jr., were reportedly "met by hearty applause" at Lay's funeral in Houston, attended by former President George H.W. Bush. [Cursor.org]
12:16:22 PM    comment []

Lebanon's Daily Star goes on Red Alert after 'Israeli reprisals hit Lebanon,' killing dozens of civilians, but a Jerusalem Post report positions Israel as having been "dragged into conflict on a new front" after having been "brought ... back into the Gaza Strip," where a Fox News crew was "shot at on live television." [Cursor.org]
12:11:25 PM    comment []

Ralph Reed's Rank Hypocrisy: Nothing New.

Ralph Reed's bid for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia is looking even iffier today after the Alabama-Coushatta Tribe of Texas sued him and Jack Abramoff, among others, for millions of dollars of losses incurred from a casino the tribe says was fraudulently closed in 2001. (NYT)

We reported on this a couple of years ago. Basically, Abramoff, Reed and three others appear to have cooked up a fake religiously themed moral crusade to mobilize the forces of righteousness to block the legalization of gambling in Indian casinos in Texas--their real motive being to protect a competing casino in Louisiana.

Peter Stone's piece on Reed for Mother Jones in late 2004 showed that this was no one-off for Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition and an insufferable moralizer, who often used his credentials with the religious right to further his clients' business agendas--even when the latter were at odds with Christian values.

Since its founding in 1997, his consulting firm, Century Strategies, has racked up millions in fees from companies including Enron, Microsoft, Verizon, and other Fortune 100 companies, according to sources familiar with its client list. ...

Reed's political ties have allowed him to carve out a special niche among political influence merchants. "Ralph has cornered the market in corporate strategic communications and grassroots using his social conservative base combined with his personal communications skills and his influence in the Bush reelection campaign," says lobbyist Scott Reed (no relation), who managed Bob Dole's 1996 presidential campaign. "This is a unique role for a GOP operative that has huge value for corporate America."

Among Reed's clients is Channel One, a company that provides television equipment to schools in exchange for airing 10 minutes of news and 2 minutes of commercials daily. Prominent conservatives have blasted the company for exposing children to junk-food ads and explicit movie promos. In response, Channel One turned to Reed, who in 2002 helped the company deflect a proposed Texas Board of Education resolution that would have urged schools to jettison Channel One. Reed, who points out that Channel One also runs ads promoting abstinence and anti-alcohol messages, phoned several board members and dissuaded them from voting for the resolution, much to the dismay of conservatives like Phyllis Schlafly, a longtime critic of Channel One. "I'm surprised that any conservative would work for it," Schlafly said. "They're all advertising things that I wouldn't want my children to buy."

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Oh, and Reed also helped a powerful coalition of business groups lobby Congress to normalize trade relations with China, which has suppanted the Soviet Union in the Christian conservative universe as a Godless, human rights-abusing evil (would-be) empire.

Read the full article here.

[MoJo Blog]
12:02:50 PM    comment []

FOCUS | Tribe Sues Abramoff, Ralph Reed For Fraud. A Native American tribe sued the former superlobbyist Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed, a candidate for lieutenant governor in Georgia, on Wednesday, seeking millions of dollars in lost revenues from a casino that the Texas tribe said had been fraudulently closed. The suit, in Federal District Court in Austin, says Mr. Abramoff, Mr. Reed and three other men mounted a fake religiously themed moral crusade in 2001 to defeat a bill in the Texas Legislature that would have legalized gambling in Native American casinos. [t r u t h o u t]
12:01:51 PM    comment []

Joshua Michah Marshall | Toying With Terror Alerts?. "In these perilous days, we must be ready to think the unthinkable," writes Joshua Michah Marshall. "No, I don't mean the possibility of a catastrophic terrorist attack. After 9/11, that's all too easy to imagine. No, I'm talking about a thought that even now seldom forces its way into respectable conversation: the quite reasonable suspicion that the Bush administration orchestrates its terror alerts and arrests to goose the GOP's poll numbers." [t r u t h o u t]
11:54:42 AM    comment []

Israeli Jets Strike Airport in Beirut. Israel struck targets in Beirut and south Lebanon today in retaliation for a cross-border assault by the guerrilla group Hezbollah, prompting President Bush to express concern that the Israeli actions might "topple" the Lebanese government. [t r u t h o u t]
11:49:01 AM    comment []

Oil at new high, heads toward $80 (4). Oil at new high, heads toward $80 (4) [The Raw Story | A rational voice - Alternative news]
11:46:19 AM    comment []

GOP bails on Voting Rights Act deal (0). GOP bails on Voting Rights Act deal (0) [The Raw Story | A rational voice - Alternative news]
11:43:46 AM    comment []

Arianna Huffington: Rummy's Disease: The Delusions Are Highly Contagious.

Don Rumsfeld made a surprise visit -- is there any other kind? -- to Iraq today to review the security situation there and was greeted by a bloodbath: two dozen Shiites kidnapped from a bus station, blindfolded, and shot in the head, their hands tied behind their backs. This followed the deaths of more than 50 people in Baghdad on Tuesday, the result of suicide bombings, car bombs, mortar attacks, and shootings. More than 100 people have been killed in Iraq over the last four days.

The Defense Secretary's response to this eruption of sectarian violence was quintessential Rummy.

First he claimed that security in Iraq was now dependent on finding a political solution. The "solution is not military," he said. "It's as much a political task as anything." The Iraqi people are "going to have to engage in a reconciliation process."

But, according to AP, when asked what the reconciliation process would entail, Rumsfeld said it would boil down to the Iraqis convincing as many people as possible to support the new government: "Anyone that doesn't want to, they're going to have to go find and do something about -- that's what I mean."

"Go find and do something about"? Like what? What option is left if you fail to convince someone to reconcile?

Does Rumsfeld believe the ultimate resolution in Iraq will have to be political, as long as your definition of political includes tracking down and doing "something about" anyone who doesn't see things your way?

There was a time when Rummy's surrealistic take on things was quaint and quirky, chewy nuggets that could be appreciated, if not enjoyed, as the mental musings of a sui generis mind. "Stuff happens," "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war," and, of course, "As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know." Hart Seely even turned Rumsfeld's ramblings into a book of poetry, The Existential Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.

But those days are long gone, buried beneath a cascade of body bags and on-going horrors. Quaint and quirky have given way to delusional, as Rumsfeld has crossed the line into a place with little connection to reality. Call it Rummy's Disease, an affliction that is apparently highly contagious.

Just look at the symptoms being exhibited by Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Miliki. A man normally given to clear-eyed, sober assessments, such as when he told the members of the Iraq parliament this week that the country had one "last chance" to avoid an all-out civil war, saying of his national reconciliation plan: "If it fails, I don't know what the destiny of Iraq will be." (Two guesses: a) all-out civil war b) all-out civil war.)

But put Miliki in sniffing distance of Rummy and he suddenly starts talking nonsense. "The security forces are still in control of the situation," he said on Tuesday. "We have the capacity, if necessary, to impose order and suppress those who rebel against the state."

"Still in control of the situation"? What country is he talking about? The one where over 100 people have been killed in the last 96 hours? "The capacity to impose order"? Who is he kidding? Fifty-thousand troops were moved into Baghdad last month as part of Operation Together Forward, yet violence in the capitol has escalated.

And at what point will Maliki deem it "necessary" to "suppress" the violence? When three dozen bus riders are executed? When there are triple suicide bombings at entrances to the Green Zone? When 150 people are killed over four days? 250? 350?

Maliki should consider wearing gloves and a face mask next time Rummy comes calling. The man is clearly dangerous to the state of one's mental health.

And he isn't doing much for the physical well-being of our troops either -- troops that continue to be placed in the crossfire of a sectarian civil war, asked to perform a mission they weren't trained for. Even U.S. envoy Zalmay Khalilzad says the mission has changed: "A year ago terrorism and the insurgency against the coalition and the Iraqi security forces were the principal sources of instability. Violent sectarianism is now the main challenge." So now our soldiers are expected to put an end to centuries-old religious conflicts, too? It's madness.

Nevertheless, Rumsfeld announced he wouldn't be discussing any plans for reducing U.S. troop levels during this trip -- a subject he mocked the American news media for having a "consuming interest" in. Gee, maybe he's right. With over 2,500 U.S. dead and 18,400 wounded, the horrors of Haditha and Mahmoudiyah exacerbating anti-American sentiment among Iraqis, Colin Powell admitting that "we are in the middle of a civil war," and a president committed to staying the course, why should the media even think about -- let alone be consumed by -- troop withdrawal?

When asked when he thought the Iraqis would be ready to meet the security needs that would allow for the reduction of U.S. forces, Rumsfeld said, "I don't talk deadlines" -- a snappy rejoinder we can add to the list of other Rummy don'ts: "I don't do numbers." "I don't do predictions." "I don't do diplomacy." "I don't do foreign policy." "I don't do quagmires."

Too bad for the rest of us that Rummy also doesn't do resignations.

He's a perfect fit with his boss, who doesn't do funerals.

Their oblivious response to the tragedy they have wrought in Iraq marks them as the polar opposites of the kid in The Sixth Sense. They don't see dead people. Anywhere.

[The Huffington Post | Full Blog Feed]
7:16:52 AM    comment []

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