Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke.
What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the obo.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song.
BloggerBrain: "OK, I am from the south. But, before you country folks applaud, I must confess, I am also Jewish. So, Shalom, y'all. In today's bloggerbrain column I explore the fundamental differences between rednecks and blognecks"