 You Have A Bad Airline Pilot When... - You overhear him say on the intercom, "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?" - For the past two hours, you've been going straight up. - He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 45 feet." - Announces on the intercom that "We're now passing over the Grand Canyon or the Panama Canal." - Co-pilot is sitting on his lap. - When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"
- He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform 11:15:44 PM  A few years ago, in an essay entitled 'Pantless', I wrote about the most beautiful Sears store in the world. It stands, bathed in soft tropical light, underneath the slopes of the lush Io valley in Kahalui, Maui, Hawaii.
It was a great store, but I'm not lucky enough to live in the islands, so for now I'll have to make do with the most picturesque Fred Meyer store I've ever seen. 10:50:53 PM
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Updated: 11/20/02; 8:04:04 PM.