But I can't let the day pass without mentioning Talk Like A Pirate Day

And the required pirate (song) quote...

... And I've never holst a mainstay And I've never swabbed a poop deck And I've never bear to starport 'cause I've never sailed at all And I've never walked a gangplank And I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to boston in the fall

The song gets much sillier after that.

Oh yes, and only one of those things are true.

Yarrrrrr!!!! 50 daboons to the 'lubber who guesses the piratey song I'm singing here.

(by daboons I mean 50 small copper US coins. Probably in the form of two larger, more silvery looking coins.)