Jesus' General: "I imagine that many of you are wondering why I would place a link to Draft Gore 2008 in my sidebar. After all, he believes what scientists say about global warming while rejecting Rush Limbaugh's faith-based and Exxon-Mobil's tobacco-institute-style research on the subject; he thinks the Constitution is more important than Our Leader's quest for absolute power; and he was the first major politician to endorse Howard Dean for president and to call the Chosen One a criminal.
"We can't have someone like that as our president. That's why I've decided to support Draft Gore 2008. I'm hoping that once Gore is confronted with the prospect of being drafted, he'll do the right thing--he'll do what Our Leader, Our Deputy Leader, and their patriotic sycophants in Congress did when they faced the draft: get a bunch of deferments or join the National Guard and then go AWOL."
Category: 2008 Presidential Election
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