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War news.

The war in Afghanastan continues without news. Bin Laden is still at large and muslim clerics debate the morality of a policy of religeous murder-suicide.

On the home front of Iraq, our soldiers fight on, so we can enjoy true democracy - you know, where the right guy wins. Hey - don't look at me, some grand Ayatollah said so.

Our President's secretary however, thinks our troops are soaking up too many resources. In a talk to the troops from a neighboring country (where he was pretty sure hed be safe) secretary Rumsfeld told a foot soldier that "you go to war with the Army you have." The soldier's expectation of frills like armor were out of line.

On a happier note, the President just got himself a new yacht. Well, we bought it for him as a coronation present. I'm sure he'll be opening the envelope with the keys during the shindig at the White House on January 20. It'll be the biggest presidential party evar!

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