Dick Cheney’s gunshot victim has taken a turn for the worse:

The man shot by Vice President Dick Cheney suffered a minor heart attack after birdshot moved into his heart, hospital officials said today, and was moved back to the intensive care unit for further treatment.

Texas attorney Harry Whittington was recovering and will be monitored for seven days to make sure more bird shot doesn’t move to other organs or move to other part of his body, hospital officials said.

Unless Whittington recovers fully, we’re going to feel very bad about all the jokes that have been made about his shooting.

If, like me, you are a bitter pathetic loser who dreads Valentine’s Day, then this cartoon from Joy of Tech is for you.

If you’re not a bitter pathetic loser, then, umm… Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess.