Political/Political Humor

[3:26:54 PM]

There's no Bush joke today. Read in the paper a survey that says 85+% of Americans would give up the rest of Little George's tax cuts, considering the decline in revenue from the slow economy. Little George, of course, said "over my dead body".
There's no Bush joke for two reasons. First, it would be illegal (and unkind) to say something like "Well, that seems extreme, Little George, but if that's the way you feel about it, go ahead." See, not funny, even if it were legal. Second, Little George's statement is just too pathetic for words. Even Doonesbury couldn't make fun of it.
Come back tomorrow. Maybe we'll have something snappy about the importance of 'nu-ku-lar' family values....
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