Sunday, April 20, 2003

Via Carol Andrus, The Pesky Rat reports that God converts to Microsoft Windows, experiences salvation failure; distraught Christians lament not having Saved themselves more often. In a shocking turn of events, sources in Heaven report that God has made a crucial error in the management of His IT infrastructure. For millennia Heaven has run Linux, considered reliable but lacking in a certain pizazz The Lord prefers. Then, He watched his satellite TV, and He saw a Microsoft advertisement that said, "Where do you want to go today?" And He thought, "Nobody's ever asked me that before." In a few moments, an Angel of Microsoft appeared before Him and demonstrated the wonders of Windows. God wondered for a moment why the Angel of Microsoft had pointy horns sticking out of his head, but soon became distracted by a colorful 3D pinball game. This is an absolutely hilarious parody. And it appears as The Pesky Rat specializes in witty satire. Ooooh - the Slat Rat is excited to have discovered another witty rat blog. 8:56:04 PM    comment []

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