Waiting for the Tidal Wave

For heaven's sake, now it's salamanders?

I think we've had this conversation before.

But it seems we need to again.

We do?

You tell us you found a salamander. While the generals revolt, while the neocons point fingers, while the good pastor's flock weeps, while the president is left on the stage by himself, while the phone lines are flooded with deceptive robocalls, while the veneer of war finally begins to peel off, while a tidal wave of discontent threatens to wash across our capital, all you can talk about is a salamander!?

Yes.

There are so many things to talk about.

I'm waiting for the tidal wave. You'll have to make due with my salamander. Better yet: just delete it.

Trust me, I will.

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