Completely safe? Lab Tested for Your Safety On Mice!
Condoms aren't that hard to use; any flight attendant would be happy to demonstrate. But for men who just can't seem to learn, here's an infomercial for the Condom-On.
"Using technology developed by NASA for the Mars Lander, the Condom-On
has been aerodynamically optimized in wind tunnels to prevent air drag
and ensure that your condom arrives at its destination ASAP," says the Web site. There. Problem solved.
But Joshua Davis,
who created it, says "I actually think this could be a viable product
but I don't have any background in manufacturing so I decided to just
shoot the commercial and put the site up."
Let's hope he's less serious about the "i-Cut Home Circumcision device" he's also hawking. That really looks dangerous.
Bonus: we're not naming names, but viewers may recognize a certain golden-voiced jazz moonlighter and Wired Magazine senior editor in the ad.
