Hell Has No Fury .... Emily has invited all of the internet in to enjoy watching her playing, Now I've Got You, You SOB!
Emily's Blog:
This photo is what I've been talking about, the favors that I called in
for. Brilliant, isn't it? I think so. I ran out early this morning to
beat the rush hour traffic (didn't quite go as planned but at least it
wasn't standstill) and got a picture of my billboard. My way to tell
the world about the lowlife I've just wasted so many years on.
I
put it near Steven's office so his co-workers and friends could see
exactly what a cheating scumbag he is. And of course, for all of you to
see as well. I've decided to do what so many quiet, back-stabbed wives
don't -- take charge, make my whoring, cheating, adulterous,
fornicating husband know what it feels like to be humiliated. And do it
with many decibels.
It's a personal message for everyone to
read. Thanks goes out to my husband who chipped in on the price tag.
Golly gee honey, I would've never been able to tell the world about
your exploits with my best friend without your contribution! Gotta love
joint bank accounts. Oh, sorry Steve, I had to splurge on the lights,
too. Some people work late, like you. And they're always driving home
when it's dark. Burning that midnight oil, Steve-o. Just like you.
So
for the next two weeks, starting with today, I will exact revenge on my
whoring husband. And who knows what a disparaged woman with lots of
resources at her disposal might do?!
It's going to be 14 days
of vengeance. 14 days of unbridled revenge. 14 days of Steven looking
over his back to see what's coming next. Because I've decided that 14
days is precisely the amount of time I'll still devote to that
faithless and deceitful husband before I wash my hands of him
completely. These 14 days will be a message to all of those nut-sacks
who betray their family. Remember in Jamaica, on our honeymoon, when
you said we were now a family? Me and you. Oh, you remember! It was on
the terrace, in our white satin robes, right after you came
prematurely. (Shoulda seen that pattern!) 14 days of misery for Steven,
14 days of reprisal for me, and 14 days of fun for all of you reading
this blog!
Welcome to Emily's 14 Days of WRATH! Wait till you
see what I've got in store for Steven tomorrow - a wine tasting party
with a twist!
Gawker thinks
this ad, on Houston Street in New York, near Katz's Deli, is probably a
teaser ad of some kind, possibly for Washington Mutual. The font does
look familiar.
UPDATE: Check out this site
for more. Some of the language on
Emily's blog is pretty NC-17-rated for a marketing campaign, if that's
what this is.
If this is guerilla marketing, it'll be interesting to find out what client approved these phrases:
"whoring, cheating, adulterous, fornicating husband" "all of those nut-sacks who betray their family" "after you came prematurely" "that ho-bag once called my best friend, Laura" "After tomorrow, husbands will be rubbing one out in the shower" "Steven and Laura have been doing a lot of fucking lately" "has been putting his small, little tool into another woman's toolbox" Etc, etc.
