For all the readers who will be out of town for the festive
feasting, have a wonderful Thanksgiving. For all of the rest of you,
hang on -- it's a news-filled festival weekend. More to come...
Over 2,000 American young people are not going to be having
Thanksgiving dinner with their families on account of George Bush's
incompetence and sociopathology.
I pray for Americans like
Congressman Murtha and Patrick Fitzgerald this Thanksgiving. They and
millions like them are rays of hope in a desolate landscape.
President Bush has pardoned two Thanksgiving turkeys, and they are headed for Disneyland.
Marshmallow and its backup, Yam, are being shipped to Disneyland in
California, where Marshmallow will serve as grand marshall of the
annual holiday parade.
Turkeys have been known to look into the sky when it rains and drown
themselves, earning it the reputation as the world's dumbest animal.
Today at the White House, the turkey met his match.
Meanwhile, the unpardoned Dick Cheney is presiding over the mass torture of the turkeys.
Ha. So ANOTHER turkey figured out how to get a free pass into the White House press corps....
