1. DO NOT commit suicide, and stay extremely calm if you have missed
the rapture. There will be a period of total chaos, suicides, and heart
attacks. People all over the world will be in total chaos. Please
understand the fact that you who remain here have missed the rapture,
and are living in the tribulation period, and nothing you do can change
that fact. Listen! DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t look back. Face the fact you've been left, but
there still is hope for you!!
2. KEEP A TIME TABLE. Look back and find the date people were reported
missing or raptured, mark that date, and put it away. Keep track of the
following 7 years. The first three and a half years will not be too
bad, but the last three and a half years will be so horrible that human
vocabulary is insufficient to describe the events that will take place.
5. BEWARE OF A WORLD CHURCH. This church is not of God. Do not back
this church. It is from Satan himself. Do not associate with any kind
of world church. Beware of Communist agents who will play the role of
pastor. Beware of any big church movement after the rapture. Ask Jesus
for a spirit of discernment.
7. DO NOT accept the mark of the beast (666). The Anti-Christ will
control the economic system completely, and he will destroy the money
system and install a number system either on your hand or your
forehead. Do not take this mark. If you do, you will be automatically
doomed for eternity. Be prepared if you do not take it. You will be
tortured or even put to death, but your soul will be saved in the end.
You probably won't be able to buy, sell, or trade anything, but do not
take the anti-Christ's number system. Begin now to ask Jesus for
strength and boldness. There will be very rough times ahead.
Suggested Items NOT in original list:
1) Scope out the church parking lots and take whichever vehicle suits
your fancy. After all, they won't be needing their stuff anymore!The people left behind will immediately deny that anything out of
the ordinary has happened.
2) Find a nice mansion that has been "left behind", preferably with a pool, sauna, bowling alley, movie theater, etc.
6) Find girls/guys that have been Left Behind. Chances are it was for good
reason, and these are the girls/guys you always wanted to hook up with
before the Rapture anyway.
14) If anything that looks remotely cataclysmic is occurring in your
area, go to the nearest marina and take a yacht, then move to a
safe location. Begin again at Step 1.
"The world's leaders will declare that there
was no Rapture, that a mass hysteria took place, and the news media
will follow the party line," raptureready.com says. "Then to make
things easier, shortly after the rapture, one-fourth of the world's
population will be decimated due to wars, famine and plague. Those who
were Raptured will be counted among the dead."
Even after an Apocalyptic event, politicians and the media will lie.
A number of Christian celebrities will also be left behind and they'll
also do their best to convince you there was no Rapture. I'm sure Pat
Robertson will host an hour-long special on the faux Rapture and use it
to call for even more money.
This is where the real fun begins. You'll have to find a way to buy
and sell goods without having accepted the government-issued microchip
required to be a consumer. If you accept the mark of the beast, you'll
be able to buy Hostess Twinkies and All-Tempa-Cheer without worry. But
then you'll be assured of going to hell. Tough choice.
Raptureready.com advises, just as in the pre-millennium days, to
stock up. Hoard food, ammunition, gold and water and store them in a
remote area away from a major city. "You will need enough for seven
years," they point out.
The Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a
needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. So in actuality nearly
everyone will miss the rapture. What if we already did?