The National Enquirer is just out with a bombshell. The tab
reports on its website today — for issues available in New York
tomorrow and nationwide on Friday — that George W. Bush is back on the
sauce, caught by Laura downing a shot after he learned of the Katrina
crisis.
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."
Following the shocking incident, disclosed here for the first time,
Laura privately warned her husband against "falling off the wagon" and
vowed to travel with him more often so that she can keep an eye on
Dubya, the sources add.
"When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach
for a shot," said one insider. "He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of
straight whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and
shouted: "Stop George!"
"Laura gave him an ultimatum before, 'It's Jim Beam or me.' She
doesn't want to replay that nightmare -- especially now when it's such
tough going for her husband."
Actually, we sort of glad to hear the president is drinking again.
"Brownie, you’re doing a hell of job," makes a lot more sense coming
from a drunk man.
...Isn't it appalling that the only remnant of independent media
left in this country is the freeping National Enquirer?... To
paraphrase Johnnie Cochran:
"If the White House don't sue ... It must be true!"
