A Brief Summary of Recent Divine Smitings
Divine retribution is happening quickly these days, so I thought it would be helpful to put together a sequence of God's most recent smitings and their causes.
Monday, August 29th, 2005
Divine Smite: Hurricane Katrina makes landfall.
Cause: Interpretations vary. On the one hand, it's because God was listening to the prayers of Iraqi and/or Afghani parents who've had children killed by US bombs. On the other hand, it's because God, in His mercy, wanted to purge New Orleans of all of its "sodomites, abortion clinics, Mardi Gras celebrations and witchcraft workers."
Then there's Pat Robertson who believes Hurricane Katrina was an omen sent from God to warn us about the shedding of innocent blood, by which he means abortions. And don't forget the alarmists like Hal Lindsey for whom it's clear that Hurricane Katrina signals that "the judgment of America has begun."
But let's not get bogged down in details, the bottom line is that God wanted Hurricane Katrina to happen.
September 14, 2005
Divine Smite: Hurricane Ophelia To Make Landfall Tonight
Cause: Judge rules that the pledge of allegiance is unconstitutional and not appropriate for public schools. Even the most secular humanists will recognize that this is more than a coincidence!
Updated Cause: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline Reproduce
Still developing...
