Saturday, February 18, 2006

The Primate Fiasco - Alabama Song --- A long time ago, before ipods, there were a group of cave men who, in between mammoth hunts and alien encounters, would play a primitive style of music with their primitive instruments on the street corner as glaciers drove by. Like so many young aspiring musicians of the era, they were frozen solid and locked in ice for an untold amount of time. Due to global warming (or whatever you want the reason to be) they recently found themselves thawed out with a huge sleepy sand in the eye and they all had to pee really really bad. After the shock and amazement of their new surrounding set in, they noticed that their instruments were still relatively in tune. The were taken in by the modern primates, bathed, shaved, and dressed. There was much rejoicing. --- http://www.ThePrimateFiasco.com 5:50:57 PM