"The IT department of Celemtech today destroyed eleven computers during a witch hunt for illegal files, mainly MP3s, on employee computer systems.
A giant tub of sea water was wheeled around, and suspicious computers were dumped in. If the computer floated, then it was considered possessed by MP3s. If it sunk, then it was considered pure and returned to the employees.
Head of the IT Bill Stoughton explained, 'We know that MP3s are lighter than air, hence they should float on the water. The same applies to pornographic files as well.'
Stoughton was heartened by the results of today's dowsings. 'It appears that our educational e-mails about the dangers of MP3s are working. Every computer sank today,' he said with a smile." [BBspot, via Furdlog: Frank Field's Weblog]
