It's 91 degrees on my front door step right now. That means my car is 111 degrees inside. I live near/at the beach, I don't live in the fucking desert. It is not supposed to be 91 degrees near the ocean. I'd just like to give a nice fuck you asshole to every soccer mom/dad and rock star who think they can destroy my planet with their trend setting bullshit hunks of steel and petroleum. Would you also mind cutting back on those aerosol cans of Sebastian hair spray while you're at it? I would have liked to enjoy where I lived for a bit.

Oh, and another fuck you to the 18-wheeler trucks too. I hate those fucking things. You cut me off, you're terrible drivers and you've destroyed the 5, 710, 101 and 91 freeways.

I would also like to add in addition to looking so damn hot today it's not even funny, Cursive is really fucking cool.