Well, in the column I wrote about buying a bicycles - which is like going to a PC store, where there are component lists after another. And almost all bicycles are crippled in some way. Or build for the anatomy of a chimpanzee.

Why Apple doesn't make bicycles?

In the end I bought a bicycles which is easy to use and maintain. And looks goods also. A bicycle like a Mac.

But what kind of bicycles would Microsoft make? Perhaps a bike with the inner tube integrated to the wheel, without an outer tyre. And the user is responsible for the punctures, not Microsoft.