I had linked to this awhile back on one of my old websites...but I stumbled across it again and wanted to record it here for posterity again.  It's still funny after all this time:

All about the ninjas: Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). via [gTexts.com]