The Bloggiest Blog Of Them All
I intend to be the greatest and most self-indulgent nuisance in the history of blogdom. I'm going to blog just to hear myself blog. I'll blog until I'm blue in the face. I'll blog with the bloggiest blowhards in the blog universe, and if you're going to try to blog with me, brothers and sisters, you better bring the biggest blog dogs in your blog pound and the loudest blogging guns in your mother-bloggin' gun cabinet, and even then I will blog your sorry-blogging ass back to the stone age. You'll regret you ever scrapped that hack Tandy, Jack. You'll wish you never hoisted your sorry blogging ass off that nap-mat in the kindergarten and moved on up to the first grade. This blog is gonna make you feel so ineffectual that you're gonna break down and cry like a baby. Because your old Grandpappy Blog was absolutely born to knock down the proverbial trees in the proverbial forest where the proverbial no one hears them fall. And you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
By the way, tomorrow after I get up and guzzle a Vanilla Coke and eat a fistful of Adderol I intend to evict every last one of the ancient sociopaths and psychopaths from Mount Olympus and then I'm going to repopulate the place with my own hand-picked pantheon of Gods and Goddesses. You can't wait.
4:44:02 PM 
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