Wednesday, October 09, 2002

BLIND HORSE Breesbabe01: so i can tell you the story Breesbabe01: its funny Breesbabe01: lol lauryn has a blind horse right Breesbabe01: and i think thats pretty fuckin funny Socalsurferdude: lol Socalsurferdude: I blind horse?? Breesbabe01: so we're lookin through the american girl catalogue tonite Socalsurferdude: my friend derek has a friend that has a gay horse Breesbabe01: no this horse is blind Breesbabe01: okay anyways Breesbabe01: so we're looking through the AG catalogue Socalsurferdude: ok Breesbabe01: and there's this toy horse stable thing Socalsurferdude: ok Breesbabe01: and im like "hey lauryn do you think this horse is blind?" and she starts LAUGHING Breesbabe01: and shes like so lets find out Breesbabe01: so she calls their 800 number Breesbabe01: and is like "umm hi i was wondering if the horse on page 157 is blind?" Socalsurferdude: oh my goodness Breesbabe01: and the lady was like "well...ummm...since it's a TOY horse, i guess it doesn't really make a difference, does it?" Socalsurferdude: did she hang up after that? Breesbabe01: lol yeah she was like "well thanks for your help, have a great nite" Breesbabe01: it was hysterical Socalsurferdude: I bet......   10:57:26 PM    comment []

PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN! Socalsurferdude: tell me a story DreamDucky03: so theres this guy i work with...... Socalsurferdude: hehehe Socalsurferdude: go on...... DreamDucky03: and his wife claled him a work today to tell him what happened to his daughter at school DreamDucky03: his daughter is 6 Socalsurferdude: ok DreamDucky03: and this kid in her class told he that if she didn't pull her pants down he wasn't gonna be her friend Socalsurferdude: LOL DreamDucky03: so of course being a 6 years old she did it Socalsurferdude: ahhhh....to be six again 10:05:12 PM    comment []

BLOGS NOT APPLES KEEP DOCTORS AWAY In a oustanding discovery posted in a medical journal that was NOT the New England Journal of medicine doctors have found that it's not an apple a day but rather a blog a day that keeps the doctor away! Acclaimed physican that refused to give his name confirmed the findings, "It's true, in all the study's that we have done we found that reading such blogs as 'View from the 10th floor' and 'Adam's Blogging Adventure' and Rageboy's Blog did in fact keep doctors like myself away." Another noted physician stated that he in fact read numerous blogs a day and hasn't seen himself yet. This should not become a problem for those of you who are not doctors however. 8:59:23 PM    comment []

A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain! 12:05:47 AM    comment []

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