Wednesday, September 15, 2004

What's The Frequency Kenneth?

OK, so we have what are most likely forged documents authored by someone who's now dead, but trust us, they're accurate.

I know it's too late for this year, but next year I think CBS should move Dan Rather out of the anchor chair and over to hosting Survivor: Land of the Hopelessly Lost. Let's face it Dan, it's dog-track time.

File under The Presidential Election.


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Please, Make It Stop


File under The Great Outdoors.


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Yawn

The National Hockey League will lock out its players Thursday, threatening to keep the sport off the ice for the entire 2004-05 season. Do you think anybody will notice?

File under From The Sports Desk.


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Thought For The Day

"Sure I am that this day that we are masters of our fate, that the task that has been set before us is not above our strength; that its pangs and toils are not beyond my endurance. As long as we have faith in our own cause and an unconquerable will to win, victory will not be denied us."

--Winston Churchill


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