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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
 


Sex machines are everywhere

Last fall, Timothy Archibald's published a book on these unusual erotic inventions. A small group of "sex machines inventors" gathered at Portland for the signing of Timothy's book. It was somewhat of an event since all inventors could exchange notes. For the most part, they shared the same common feeling that they had invented the ultrawired metal pieces to please someone else.

Comments such as 'it saved my marriage' or "I've rediscovered sex' were heard in more than one ocassion. The book not only goes into detail about the machinery but also into the lives of the different artists/creators/inventors and their own not-so-hidden motivations. One of them, Allen Stein, invented the Thrillhammer Sex Chair, now on display at the New York Sex Museum.

Honestly, when we first read about it we could only picture an apparatus in the backroom of a Iraqui prison. The fact that Paul Gaertner created his devices transforming an old pasta machine did not make us feel any better. It freezed our sperm and made our balls flat. C'mn Paul, what were you thinking, for scraps' sake? Amassing dicks on white flour like ravioli? Pass me some prego, please...

Garage inventors and the like all gathered at the ceremony looking for clues. Most of the machines discussed in the book as well as those that were *studied* at the signing consisted on mechanical phalluses sticking out.

Yes, it is still very hard to replicate the gentle touch of a loving tongue... fortunately!
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