Saturday, April 26, 2003

On the art of male masturbation. Useful advice on jacking practices from scoreland.com editors. "Here at SCORE, we say it's perfectly okay to talk about and encourage jacking.       But some readers think that jacking should remain in the closet, something that's done but not talked about. A social no-no. And that by discussing jacking so openly, we at SCORE are somehow tushy boys. Or whatever. But your letters prove otherwise. Despite the emergence of politically correct party-poopers who cry out "Stop the jacking!" jackmen remain unanimous in their devotion to spanking the monkey. And that's how it always should be. But, then again, jacking is serious business.      Always on the lookout for jack-related news, we "came" across altpenis.com, a rich source of material. A late '70s study by England's Dr. Brian Richards showed that "jelqing" (exercises used to increase penis length and girth) proved effective in 87% of the cases studied, and that length increased up to 1.4 inches. Girth increased up to one inch. There you go. In fact, jelqing rates its own Jack Report.      We asked readers to tell us about their preferred meat-manipulation methods, including the ambiance you invent and the lubricants you employ to enhance your personal spermatological distribution (or PSD). And so, once again, SCORE Guys, we turn the microphone over to you.            T.J. from Syracuse is one such happy jacker. T.J. writes: "I'm a 32-year-old fellow masturbator who, after trying many ways in which to obtain optimum ejaculation, finally found the right tool for the job. I recommend you try this one on for size.      First, go to your local supermarket or department store and purchase one of those single beer can cosies [also known as beer can huggies]. You might want to get three, because you'll probably need them. It's important that you get the soft, rubber kind with the soft, rubber bottom and not the harder variety. Also, pick up some black electrical tape. This is important because it gives. Duct tape and other tapes will be too tight and your dick will be hurtin' for certain. The right lube should also be selected. You'll need original Vaseline (not a substitute); Epiderm or Lubri-derm hand cream, and K-Y jelly.      The first step is to cut the bottom of the beer can cosy with scissors so it looks like a tube. Then, cut lengthwise along the edge. When you're done cutting, you should be able to open it and flatten it out on the table, and when you let go, it should bounce back to its original shape. If it bounces back, then you know you have the right kind of cosy. I tried a couple of different ones; for example, the foam type doesn't bounce back. So you have to watch out and make sure you get a good, rubbery one. I got some at Bike Week in Daytona Beach, Florida that were really great, so the next year when I went back, I bought, like, a hundred.      Okay, back to the cosy. The next step is to estimate the diameter of your longfellow for the trip. Oh, by the way, if your cock's diameter is bigger than a beer can, this toy isn't for you. You also don't want the diameter to be too small or too big; that will defeat its purpose. So, measure the excess rubber and cut it off. What you should have then is a tube with a section taken out of it. Push the ends closer together. Tape one end, sticky side down. Push the edges together and tape. Don't use too much tape, otherwise it won't give; only three-bands-wide in the center and three times wrapped around the tube. You should have only half an inch or so from the end of the tube to both ends. I know there's a seam. It's there in case you put too much lube in, and this lets the extra lube drain out. By the way, I've made them overlapped without trimming on the inside; sometimes it works, often it doesn't. So make sure you trim and tape carefully. Presto! You have just made a cum machine, for what, a couple of bucks?      Next step is the lubricant. I've tried everything from mashed bananas to Preparation-H, and I've found this formula is the best for this toy: two fingers of Vaseline (about a shot-glass full); eight squirts of Jergens' hand cream and six drops of K-Y jelly. Mix together thoroughly, in a plastic tub with a plastic lid. Mix until smooth, with no lumps. You could try using an electric mixer or blender, but I like doing it by hand. Pour the lube into the tube, then you're ready for action!      I grab my favorite SCORE and open it to a page where a beautiful woman like Ines Cudna has her mouth open, and I simulate a blow job by wrapping the fully lubed tube over my crank and twisting it back and forth. Sometimes I leave the head of my penis barely inside the end, then I push it in slowly. Sometimes I vary the rhythm, and, well, phew, this is really hard to write about! Other times, I put my stub in soft and get it hard and then let it get soft again, just so the toy barely fits. Then I'll start again and repeat this until I reach the point of no return. I've tried attaching this little baby to vacuum cleaners, vibrators and dolls, but I stopped because it was too mechanical. I just couldn't feel the proper sensation. So now I just use it the way it is. Try it out, and give me your opinion!"      Well, we did, and T.J., we had a blast. Okay, on to reader Winston, who sent us this via email:      "Being single for almost two years, I masturbate a lot, usually twice a day. Considering that I like to jerk off for a good 45 minutes to an hour each time, I need lots and lots of big tits to look at. But it's not just volume, though you have plenty of that. It's the Cum Quotient, or CQ as I like to call it. In other words, what is the average amount of jizz that shoots out of my Johnson per page view. Your magazines rank high above the rest. That's why I jerk off to SCORE and Voluptuous exclusively. I hadn't bought men's magazines since I was a teenager, but, that all changed since I saw my first copy of your magazine back in '95, and now I buy SCORE and V-Mag regularly. Like a number of other readers have mentioned, I, too, will grab a stack of magazines, spread them out on the bed and have multiple shots of my favorite models to look at while I beat off. I prefer naturally big tits, so I buy extra copies of SCORE when you have the all-natural issue or if you feature Kerry Marie, Lorna Morgan or Nadine Jensen. I especially love when the model is leaning over and letting her tits hang right in front of the lens to give me that "in-your-face" view. I also like to fantasize that the models are sitting on the bed with me, turning the pages and telling me what parts of the models' bodies to look at while I get off.      First, I stack some pillows against the wall, at the head of my bed, so that I can lean back, relax and still look at all of those big fuckin' tits. I get completely naked, except for my briefs, which I like to pull down in front so that they're wedged under my balls. That way, with each downstroke, the edge of my fist will lightly slap my balls, which really heightens my pleasure. Also, I keep my balls shaved so I can reach down with my free hand and tug on the skin around them with that nice, smooth feeling under my fingertips.      I'll continue to masturbate in this way, using my free hand to turn pages and play with my nipples, too. The sensation of my balls being pushed up by my briefs is fantastic and when I cum, I cum hard! I've never heard of anyone trying this technique, so I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a variety in their masturbation sessions."      Ryan notes: "I am happily married for ten years. My wife keeps herself attractive and we have a great sex life. We probably have sex three times a week, mostly weekends, because we get home tired from work on weekedays. I still like masturbating with videos and magazines when the urge strikes. I believe that a guy biologically needs more than one woman, but, and this is a big but, if he wants to stay monogamous with all the diseases out there and because he really doesn't want any real contact with other women, I think jacking off to fantasy women is perfectly fine. I have avoided the powerful temptation of going to a massage parlor or seeing a incall whore during my lunch break to get jerked off. My favorite masturbation technique is to cum at the moment the actor on screen shoots his load, preferably on his partner's big tits, although in her mouth or on her face is good too. Timing is critical. Some of the cum shot photos in the SCORE Xtra section are good visual stimulation if there is a big load and the girl makes nasty facial expressions. If not, and she looks like a store window dummy, forget it. I always catch my load in a Kleenex to avoid messing the bed sheets. Whenever my wife jerks me off, at my request, which is not often, she catches it in her mouth and swallows it, This is extremely exciting to watch. Unfortunately she won't let me tape her. I would love to jack to a home video of me being jacked off!"      Next, we have this letter from S.W. in response to Dan Ross's column about jacking while driving a car. "I enjoyed your Jack Report article," S.W. writes. "It was quite the eye-opener and I'm sharing it with others who share my enjoyment in life. You asked for suggestions and I have one. It's for guys who don't want to carry a box of tissues or hang a roll of toilet paper on the dash like in your clever illustration. Use a sock!      "If it's made from the right fabric, it will feel so excellent as you jack madly away. I prefer polyester because it slides easier, although cotton is more absorbent. Just think of the advantages:      1. It can contain your lubricant so it doesn't smear everywhere in the car.      2. It hides you from inquisitive eyes (SUVs, 18-wheelers, etc.)      3. When you cum, it contains your swimmers so there's no need to clean up the car's interior.      4. After you've shot your load, just roll up the sock and put it in the glove compartment or your briefcase. That way, you can carry it discretely and cleanly. Later, just throw it in the wash.            Finally, remember that song "Goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come"? Scott H. comes from K.C with this pud-pulling perspective: "I've sent you a couple of letters concerning masturbation and how great it is and about my ability to have large ejaculations, like four- and five-foot ejaculations," Scott writes. "Now, you might think this is an exaggeration, but it is possible, and all men can learn how to do it; just like men can learn to have multiple orgasms. I don't know if this is a topic that you would even consider talking about, but I know from experience, there are men who want to learn.      The other topic I'd really like to see is a column on foreskin restoration. You may be familiar with the Tugahoy (tugahoy.com). I have used it to restore my own foreskin for the last three months. I now have three-quarters head coverage, and the sensitivity has almost tripled. It feels just so fucking good! Men just don't realize how sensitive the penis is when they're not circumsized. I imagine it's not for everybody, but I know a lot of guys out there may feel cheated in some way, being circumsized. They can restore their foreskin if they want to and, in my opinion, enjoy better sex and masturbation. So, maybe you'd consider a Jack Report on Foreskin Restoration."       Scott, here at SCORE, we aim to please, just as you aim to please yourself. We'll try look into the subject of foreskin restoration and see what we can cum up with. scoreland.com 1:27:32 AM      comment []

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