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Editor Dan Ross - Story courtesy of SCORELAND.COM - #1 Tittie site for over a decade.
How did I "come" to proclaim the Road Warrior Wacker as a superior man-meat stimulator?
The Jack Report was getting desperate. What had started as a place where readers could go for an honest discussion of masturbation and reviews of products to help them jack better was turning into a place where products went to die. Were all of the gadgets on the market overpriced crap that made promises they couldn't keep?
Sure was looking that way, based on feedback from SCORE Group staff who selflessly jerked off with various products, all in the name of research. It was starting to look as if my best advice to readers was gonna be to either stick to your hand, or complement your hand with a tube of your favorite lube and you favorite Kerry Marie nude pictorial. Armed with hope, I whipped out the California Exotics Novelties catalog (www.calexotics.com) and found the products I was looking for on page 116:"Road Warrior Whacker. Ideal companion for that guy on the go." Then,"Hooded Wonder. Latex hood with multi-speed vibration." And, finally, the most promising item: "Jac-Off. Super-stretchy textured silicone pad."
Like a jacking glove, I thought. Skeptically because my co-workers were starting to put me off using anything I asked California Exotics to bring 'em on. The products arrived, and I hoped for the best. First up, the Hooded Wonder (about $12). I didn't have a lot of confidence in the Wonder. If you're like me, then you don't only stroke the head of your  cock when you're jacking, and you don't like for a woman to just suck on the head and get no shaft during a blow job. The idea of a latex sleeve covering my cock head and a little more while a latex-enclosed bullet vibrated on top of my cock head didn't sound very appealing. Well, it wasn't satisfying at all. After five minutes of unstimulating vibration, I gave up and finished myself off the old-fashioned way, Sarenna Lee photos included. Next. I had high hopes for Jac-Off (about $9) because it seemed like the perfect hand-helper.
Jac-Off, which feels like a gel pad, fit into the palm of my hand. I applied some lubricant, turned on a SCORE video and jacked away. The first time, I used too much lubricant and caused a mess. The pad kept slipping out of my hand. The second time, I used the right amount of lubricant and found the experience to be somewhat satisfying, but not really worth the trouble or the clean-up time. If this thing really was a glove, and not a pad, then I'd have had something worth writing about. But I don't.
And so, a few days later, with my skepticism and jacking frustration at an all-time high, I tried out the Road Warrior Whacker. Failure seemed imminent. First of all, there was the product's ridiculous name. There used to be a pro wrestling tag team from Australia or New Zealand called the Road Warriors. The wrestlers' names were Hawk and Animal, and they had huge, muscular bodies and wore spiked leather clothing. Similar  thoughts came from remembering the other Road Warrior, Mel Gibson's film about a postatomic war and the weird, threatening gangs which survived it. That's why, when I heard "Road Warrior Whacker," I was thinking about some gigantic pro wrestler or mutant thug coming after my hard-on with spikes. Not a stimulating thought. And then there was the product itself. I opened the box and pulled out a plastic bag containing a flimsy, ribbed latex sleeve.
The sleeve measured only five-and-a-half inches long and two-and-a-quarter inches wide when lying flat, and the openings at each end about an inch-and-a-half in diameter seemed too tiny to accommodate even my smallest hard-on. No way this works, I thought. So, I placed a towel on my couch and popped the Boobcage 3 video, starring Minka (right) and Linsey Dawn Mckenzie into my VCR. I brought out my tube of WET lubricant (the Whacker comes with a one-jack's-supply of California Exotics lubricant, but I prefer WET), sat down, fast-forwarded to Minka 's scene and quickly worked up a hard-on. I looked down, and my skepticism grew. There was no way my cock was going to fit into this sleeve. But I forged on. I squeezed some lubricant onto my cock, then poured some inside the sleeve, and was amazed by what happened next: The damn thing slid right over my hard-on and down the shaft, as if it was a living, breathing pussy, and gripped around my cock-head. You know how dry pussy looks impenetrable? You're thinking, There's no way  I'm going to be able to get inside this! But then the pussy gets wet and your cock slides right in? Well, it was the same thing with the Road Warrior Whacker.
But the experience got better. The sleeve is small for a reason: so that it will stretch over your cock and hold it tight. There's only one way I can describe the sensation when my cock was snugly inside the Whacker: I felt like I was inside a real pussy. It gripped like a real pussy. If I had closed my eyes, I would've sworn I was inside a real pussy. I sat back, grabbed my hard-on, working it up and down, up and down (the sleeve doesn't move much, which makes the feeling even better; after all, it's your cock, not the woman's pussy, that moves when you're fucking) while, onscreen, a cock worked its way in and out of Elizabeth's pussy. Liz rubbed the balls and stroked the shaft as it plowed in and out (no porn star gives a sleazier on-camera fuck than Liz). I felt like she was rubbing my shaft.
I really felt like I was fucking her! Well, to make a long story short, this jacking session didn't last very long. When I came within minutes, I felt like I was cumming into a real pussy, because the harder I gripped, the tighter the Whacker became. I didn't feel the ribs, but I did feel the friction.
But the best was yet to come, post-cum. Every adult hetero male is familiar with the excruciatingly sensitive  feeling when he quickly pulls out of a woman's pussy after cumming. Well, that's exactly how I felt when I slid the Whacker off of my cock. For the record, I've tried the Whacker a few more times since that first experience, and each jack was better than the last. If not for the cleanup time involved in using the sleeve, I'd use it all the time. At this point, you're probably thinking, "This thing must cost a fortune." No.
Road Warrior Whacker costs only $7.50 at most on-line sex toy stores or at your local jack supply boutique. One final note: the name "Road Warrior Whacker" and the verbage on the box imply that it can be used while driving. I didn't give it a road test for a simple reason: Although I'm a proponent of the car jack, I'm not a proponent of pulling out a latex sleeve and a tube of lube, fitting it over your cock and jacking while driving.
Seems unsafe to me. And what if you had an accident or got yourself a traffic ticket? Wait until you get home. Then enjoy the next-best-thing to pussy. Join Voluptuous.com to day, get the whacker going and oila!
Story courtesy of Scoreland.com - Look for The Jack Report Section.
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